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Cobnat is an evil communist. It would be okay if he were a good communist, but he isn't. He's evil.

[EwokHunter]

I thought the worst posts were from Shadoweye.

[EwokHunter]

The Disney guide is have four volumes:
Magic Kingdom, MGM, Epcot and Animal Kingdom.
All is going to be about the attractions

Magic Kingdom:

Cinderellabration (**): You feel hot seeing the worst show ever. You only want rain because you feel hot and want to see Cinderella being wet.
Splash Mountain (*****): Pretty Story and a big fall in the end.
Big Thunder Train (****): A lot of speed, but if your a man, your nuts are going to pay.
Pirates of the Carribean (***and half) The same thing if you ride on it before, only with Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow included.
Haunted Mansion (***) Cold and refreshing, I could sleep there.
President's history (*) The only star is when you can see all the presidents and you can applause, and when Bush appears, you can laugh. And maybe Nixon.
SpaceMountain (****) Cold, more speed that Big Thunder Train, but you can't see anything.
Stich Great Escape (**) The Doritos Nachos smell is really bad.
Buzz Lightyear (***) All people were shooting at Zurg, but I was shooting to the litttle aliens.
Speedway cars (***) I have only 14 years and I was riding a car...but I crashed.
Goofy's Roaller Coaster (**) Too short.
Small World (** and half) Well I liked it a little
Winnie Pooh, Peter Pan and Snowhite (**) Stories with air ''conditoiner''.

Next Volume MGM

[EwokHunter]

MGM Studios:

Attractions:
Aerosmith RoallerCoaster (***** *) Best Roaller Coaster ever! It's fast, you can go so high, but you can't notice because I dark, but they have some signboards and musical instruments. Good design.
Tower of Terror (***) Even if you fall 4 times is too short for me.
Star Wars (**) At least is Star Wars.
Indiana Jones (*) Please I need at least a little of air, it's to hot.
Movies ride (****) You can see all good movies in a ride.
Lights, camera and action (*****) A thrilling cars and stunts show.
Narnia (0) Fantastic, I got in a row for 30 minutes only for watching the Narnia's thetrical trailer!
Muppets 3-D (****) Fun, very fun.
Fantasmic (*****) Best Disneyworld show.

[EwokHunter]

Mission: Earth (Orange Team) (*****) There's a lot of gravity. Cool.
Spaceship Earth (***) Nice but old.
Test Track (*****) Fastest Disney's attraction ever.
El Rio del Tiempo (** and half) Es Mexico, amigo.
Vikings (***) Nice attraction with little action.
Imagination (**) I doesn't have any sense.
Honey, I shrunk the audience (****) Excellent 3-D attraction
Soarin (*****) If you're in the first row it's very scary.

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