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Chefelf Court justice will be served with a side of cole slaw...

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 07:25 PM

oh just eat them you big girl!
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 07:57 PM

That would take too long. The dead bodies would spoil. Sure you can eat a few, but even WITH refrigeration, salting, etc.... You probably couldn't get more than 10, 20, 30 at the outside.

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ May 3 2006, 03:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well... How dense foliage are we talking here?


In rural areas it would be each tree is about 6 feet apart form one another while in suburban areas each tree is about 12 feet from one another.

QUOTE (barend @ May 3 2006, 04:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh just eat them you big girl!


I really dont eat red meat that often, Ill give them to you if you want... not implying that Ive killed 20,000 civs or anything.

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:20 PM

Right, well, what type of tree?
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:36 PM

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Right, well, what type of tree?


The kind you would find in England, France, Germany, all of Eastern Europe and Sweden.
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 08:45 PM

Yes, but what TYPE. For example, having never been there, I'd have to say that a Fir tree and a Maple are different in how much they cover. But I just think if you've got enough trees, you can hide under one, and bury a body, or two, or three, or something like that. That way, you've got a sort of gravemarker. THAT'S if you're worried about UN satellites. But if you're NOT, then they provide extra cover. But I wouldn't advise burying genocide victems in a suburban area. You see, that's a sure way for them to be found, and quick. Sure, small numbers in the backyard are fine, but... A mass-grave in a suburban area... Well, then you'll be found. Kids dig. Kids notice more than adults.
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 09:22 PM

oviously you've never heard of a thing called fire...
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 06:21 AM

Or shooting down those UN satellites...

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 07:39 AM

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Or shooting down those UN satellites...


or sharks…
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:34 AM

Or bears holding sharks...
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:34 AM

QUOTE (barend @ May 3 2006, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oviously you've never heard of a thing called fire...


No, burning all those bodies? It would call too much attention to yourself

QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 4 2006, 07:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or shooting down those UN satellites...


Yes, well, I was assuming he meant the resources at his disposal.

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or sharks…


Again, I thought he meant resources at his disposal. Most people don't have shark tanks in there backyard.
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 11:50 AM

Just have a really big barbecue and donate all the food to a homeless shelter. Problem solved.
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:38 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ May 4 2006, 09:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, burning all those bodies? It would call too much attention to yourself


oh of coure... i forgot we live in a world where BUILDINGS AND FORESTS NEVER BURN DOWN MYTERIOUSLY KILLING HEAPS OF PEOPLE!!!!
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Posted 05 May 2006 - 09:05 PM

with acid????
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:45 PM

Ok, people are kind of missing the number of corpses you want to despose.

You cant get rid of corpses with fire, espectialy the number of corpses, it would take to long and it would smell really bad, the Nazis learnt this the hard way.
How many sharks would it take to eat 20,000 corpses? I think around twice that number, thats why in Bond films the evil guy always lowers Bond into a pit of sharks, rather then just one.
It would take more then just an AK to shoot down a UN satalite, trust me, Ive tried.
As for the burn the corpses inside a building or in a forest, it would take a big ass forest and a building 6 times the size of Empire State.
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