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Make Funerals Fun Why did I even bother emailing these? I'm retarded..

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 08:25 AM

QUOTE (Zewb @ Apr 23 2006, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I want my body to be wrapped in assorted fireworks, magnesium, and a remote control explosive surgically placed within my ribs. Then, wait until nightfall, then set me on fire and throw me off of a cliff.

Result:

My body becomes a blindingly-white burning spectacle while flying off a cliff, with colorful fireworks shooting off in every direction, until I am finally smashed into the ground, then the final explosive is detonated and I am blown into a million pieces.

I think most people would remember that.


Hmmm, so you like listening to George Carlin as well... tongue.gif
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