[Chyld]

Russian Grandpa Makes it as Porn Star at 75
Created: 22.03.2006 15:22 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 15:25 MSK

A 75-year-old grandad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake, Ananova said Wednesday.

David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.

Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples simulating sex on stage when I saw this old guy standing at the back.

”I wandered over to ask him to leave, but then I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, “This could be an original idea”.

“And I was so right — all the movies we’ve made with David have been huge successes.”

The pensioner’s biggest hits have been The Old Neighbor and The Handyman at Work.

But Plahov added: “His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene, so it’s rather smelly.”

http://www.mosnews.c...2/grandpa.shtml

I'm not convinced that granddad porn is such a new thing, really, but I'm not going to check because I've just eaten breakfast...

EDIT: You may wish to ignore the fact that I don't know what day it is...

This post has been edited by Chyld: 20 April 2006 - 02:33 AM

[barend]

after wandering into a porn movie audition by mistake

one day....

one day...

that'll be me.

[J m HofMarN]

Wow. Old men are just doing all the cool stuff lately between hammering their room mates and nailing Russian porn stars...

[Gobbler]

It's a rebellion, I tell you... the grey panthers are planning something. I say we should seal the old people's homes!

[Cobnat]

I'm not convinced that granddad porn is such a new thing, really, but I'm not going to check because I've just eaten breakfast...

EDIT: You may wish to ignore the fact that I don't know what day it is...

Jesus Fucking Christ!!! Hes fucking 75!!! I mean... wow... ...

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>.>

Does he need that drug that makes you up? I forget whats it called...

[Otal Nimrodi]

Viagra?

[Deepsycher]

To me that is a strange, of watching people on making films about getting pregnant, maybe interesting for some kinds of people as I heard. How was the word "porn" invented from that?

Also from what I see, "no one is a star."
Why, "because they don't burn bright enough." Unless they were apart of an explosion in a lab, enough to appear as a star, which seems unlikely.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 20 April 2006 - 07:35 AM

[Gobbler]

To me that is a strange, of watching people on making films about getting pregnant, maybe interesting for some kinds of people as I heard.

JM's signature's gonna love this...

How was the word "porn" invented from that?

That's an easy one (cause it was the first word our teacher forced us to research...). Porne is Greek, meaning "prostitute". So pornography literally means the depiction or descripition of a whore. Make it slang, abbrevate it - et voilá, there's your pr0n.

This post has been edited by Gobbler: 20 April 2006 - 07:43 AM

[Deepsycher]

JM's signature's gonna love this...

Yes it seems he uses other people for that.

That's an easy one (cause it was the first word our teacher forced us to research...). Porne is Greek, meaning "prostitute". So pornography literally means the depiction or descripition of a whore. Make it slang, abbrevate it - et voilá, there's your pr0n.

Pornography, I originally thought that was a name for the audio outputs of an amplifier or a record player, illusioned from the word phonography.

Prostitutes: Oh those people who hang around at night to feast on their host's money.
So now, whore is a term used to describe a prostitute. I thought pr0n was short for Proton.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 20 April 2006 - 08:38 AM

[Gobbler]

Seriously, get your mind out of wonderland, this is starting to get unhealthy...

[Chyld]

Indeed, there's a reason mad Christian folk have a reason to complain about too many boobies in the media...

[Deepsycher]

Seriously, get your mind out of wonderland, this is starting to get unhealthy...

Wonderland?

Well I am not in wonderland or somewhere like it, and I am healthy.
I rather make my home a wonderland inside slowly, rather than spending it in a few days.

But isn't being called a "star" similar to the image of wonderland?

Indeed, there's a reason mad Christian folk have a reason to complain about too many boobies in the media...

I was thinking, "The media is a film, except it is live."
"A film made out of the rich and famous, to grab money for news companies by whatever means necessary."

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 20 April 2006 - 09:16 AM

[floppydisk]

Someone needs to give Dee a link to some porn, maybe then he'll understand the whole thing...

Seriously though, a porn star at 75? This guy is my hero!

[Deepsycher]

Unfortunately I loose interest in that area of pregnancy and abortions, I see some people are so interested, that they get successful with it.

[Cobnat]

To me that is a strange, of watching people on making films about getting pregnant, maybe interesting for some kinds of people as I heard.

I agree, porn is counter-productive, why do they have profesions in this smut when they could join my private army and proctect me while I unleash mustard gas unto an unweary populance.