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I'm glad to learn that my lower areas are in full working order and other people also find the tasks of urination and copulation to be nigh-impossible to perform simultaneously. Um, not that I have tried this, certainly not.
I suppose this is some evolutionary thing to ensure we don't fill our lady friends with pleasant yellowy goodness. Is this a male-only thing? I find it pretty convenient that if I ever become completely, impossibly, unstoppably aroused, I need only pop in for a pee and my mind clears just like that! Apparently there is no easy cop-out trick like that for women, or maybe I just haven't talked to any experienced enough to know of it. The ones who knew must have been the ones that screamed and ran away.
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 08:26 AM
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 09:01 AM
Aijaijai... such thoughts so early in the morning...
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 10:10 AM
QUOTE (Zazzo @ Apr 19 2006, 05:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm glad to learn that my lower areas are in full working order and other people also find the tasks of urination and copulation to be nigh-impossible to perform simultaneously. Um, not that I have tried this, certainly not.
I suppose this is some evolutionary thing to ensure we don't fill our lady friends with pleasant yellowy goodness. Is this a male-only thing? I find it pretty convenient that if I ever become completely, impossibly, unstoppably aroused, I need only pop in for a pee and my mind clears just like that! Apparently there is no easy cop-out trick like that for women, or maybe I just haven't talked to any experienced enough to know of it. The ones who knew must have been the ones that screamed and ran away.
I suppose this is some evolutionary thing to ensure we don't fill our lady friends with pleasant yellowy goodness. Is this a male-only thing? I find it pretty convenient that if I ever become completely, impossibly, unstoppably aroused, I need only pop in for a pee and my mind clears just like that! Apparently there is no easy cop-out trick like that for women, or maybe I just haven't talked to any experienced enough to know of it. The ones who knew must have been the ones that screamed and ran away.
I tend to agree, onetime I tried to masterbate while needing to go to the bathroom... it wasnt a pleasent exspierence.
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 02:06 PM
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 02:23 PM
I have urinated with a hardon!!!
It went all over the place.
Thankfully I was outside, and at that age where EVERYTHING excites you.
It went all over the place.
Thankfully I was outside, and at that age where EVERYTHING excites you.
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 06:02 PM
Oh dear.... all I can say is 'Why?'. Just "why"?!
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 07:54 PM
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 04:01 AM
I should stop visiting this thread so early in the morning...
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 04:16 PM
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Someone's not working right. Peeing with a boner is easy.
Easy to do, not easy to control.
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...Yet another subject added to my list of "Things I Never Should Have Had To Think About."
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QUOTE (Icey @ Apr 19 2006, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have urinated with a hardon!!!
It went all over the place.
Thankfully I was outside, and at that age where EVERYTHING excites you.
It went all over the place.
Thankfully I was outside, and at that age where EVERYTHING excites you.
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 06:04 AM
1. It's not possible to pee with a full (i.e. bulging and throbbing) erection, due to a convenient valve system at the base of the wang, which closes off the pee tube and opens up the baby juice tube.
2. It's very possible to pee with a semi-erection, or a looks-like-a-full-erection-but-is-still-slightly-soft erection. It's not very possible to control where it goes, however, which may result in your nostrils or eyebrows being saturated in piss.
3. From having read some very disturbing forum postings and online agony aunt questions (I was bored), I've discovered that a lot of people tend to think their arousal is actually enhanced by needing to urinate, particularly in women.
4. This whole "cannot be aroused when needing to pee" theory can be turned on its ear by convenience of arousing oneself into having an erection to assuage the need to whizz, if the location is convenient. Like on a long bus ride, or something. I've done this, it works.
I now feel dirty. Thank you.
2. It's very possible to pee with a semi-erection, or a looks-like-a-full-erection-but-is-still-slightly-soft erection. It's not very possible to control where it goes, however, which may result in your nostrils or eyebrows being saturated in piss.
3. From having read some very disturbing forum postings and online agony aunt questions (I was bored), I've discovered that a lot of people tend to think their arousal is actually enhanced by needing to urinate, particularly in women.
4. This whole "cannot be aroused when needing to pee" theory can be turned on its ear by convenience of arousing oneself into having an erection to assuage the need to whizz, if the location is convenient. Like on a long bus ride, or something. I've done this, it works.
I now feel dirty. Thank you.
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 09:52 AM
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...Yet another subject added to my list of "Things I Never Should Have Had To Think About."
Your realise that when guys talk about shit like this they dont actualy THINK about it, why do girls?
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