[Icey]

Cobnat is lying, all boys think about is their penis and objects to stick their penises into. It stops when we become men or ascend humanity like Gackt and Icey.

[Cobnat]

Cobnat is lying, all boys think about is their penis and objects to stick their penises into. It stops when we become men or ascend humanity like Gackt and Icey.

I never said we didnt think about THAT, I said we dont think about topics regarding sexuality when we talk about it.

[Zewb]

My friend sneezed while he was taking a piss a few weeks ago. He's still in the hospital.

[Revan-47]

that's one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

Wanna know why i feel like an asswhole?

just today, my father was unable to urinate for an extended period of time. he's now in the hospital. the only thing i could think of was how funny it would be to go inside and say, hold on a sec, i gotta take a piss.

[floppydisk]

That's not funny...

[Jane Sherwood]

It's funny in a...cruel kind of way. Gives me a laugh to read it, but it doesn't sound like something you should actually do.

[Dr Lecter]

It sounds like something you should say, although if it doesn't go down very well, recommend that your dad names me on his will as a replacement and I promise I'll share half with you.

My driving instructor had something like that a few months ago, well, not quite, he couldn't hold it in. Some kind of prostate problem that meant he needed a piss every 5 minutes.

[Revan-47]

I didnt say it. but it's one of those, what if things.

[Walexei]

Something like 95% of all men get prostate problems after the age of 40. Ranging from minor enlargement of the prostate meaning they have to start taking medication, to the prostate actually closing up, meaning they need surgery to have some of it scraped out. In the meantime you need a catheter to piss. Before our wonders of modern medicine a lot of men used to die very young from their bladder actually bursting. sounds fun doesnt it? if you are male like me then youve got a lot to look forward to.

[Sailor Abbey]

I find that a little hard to believe. Maybe its something that only recently stated to happen like in the last hundred years or so. Could be something in the diet that interacts badly with testosterone or something. I don’t see why nature would engineer human males to die from exploding bladders, it doesn’t seem like a very good move. I’ll have to look into that.

[vpresrufus]

you people worry me

[Revan-47]

thank you.

[Jane Sherwood]

We worry ourselves, sometimes.

[Stalky]

My friend sneezed while he was taking a piss

This has actually happened to me. Thankfully, I (barely) managed to
keep my stream inside the toilet bowl.

I'd have been fucked if I had an erection though.

[Tek]

Cobnat is lying, all boys think about is their penis and objects to stick their penises into. It stops when we become men or ascend humanity like Gackt and Icey.

Remember kids! Refering to yourself in third person isn't cool.

And Gackt, the J-pop guy descended from humanity.