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Posted 20 April 2006 - 09:57 PM

A [slightly late] happy birthday to you, Emu!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 12:53 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 20 2006, 05:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
because you'll be less cute and less likley to meet a big handsom fireman... oh wait... no... you'll be more likley to meet a big handsom fireman... but unless he has a freddy kruger fetish thing going on... it would not be an occasion to rember... well... actually it will, being the day you burned your face off... so.. eh... i forgot where i was going with this...

just happy birthday and leave me alone...


Hm... anyway... Dont set yourself on fire Emu, its the second most stupid thing you could do second only to scraping your face off with a brick.
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 10:35 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ Apr 21 2006, 01:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sime: Yay, fire! What was the occasion?

My friend had a bunch of flammable stuff to get rid of and the neighbors had finally taken their washing down. No more of an occasion was needed. But you still haven't answered about the Emu Oil.
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Posted 09 May 2006 - 11:30 PM

Fire = good. Sorry I'm rather late, but I hope you had a happy birthday.
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