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Zoophilia - consensual sex acts with animals?? Thoughts?

#16 Slade

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:43 PM

Hehe. Well, the act was consentual, so the only barrier is that of the species, but if you're only having sex as a way to express affection and because it feels nice, then I guess you can't complain about how it's biologically incorrect either. Personally, I'd prefer an anatomy of my own species, and verbal communication between myself and my partner.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:45 PM

How could you say that about the smilies?

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:34 PM

romantisizing buggary...

what will they think of next?

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 03:52 AM

I know I should be repulsed, I know I should make a smart comment, but all that springs to mind is "

how does he manage that without drowning?"

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 04:18 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Apr 17 2006, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Also, a damned great way for a girl to die.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:29 AM

I think it would be a hilarious, but rather demeaning way to die, Ms. Spoon. You're not someone that should be winning Darwin awards.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 04:21 PM

I didn't say I wanted to die like that! Just, if a girl decided to commit suicide, that'd be a great way to do it!

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 06:05 PM

what, drowning while copping a seeing too from a dolphin?

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 06:41 PM

No... The article makes it clear why the girl would die if she tried to have sex with a dolphin... Not drowning...

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 06:54 PM

I remember encountering that the year before I went to high school, told my friend to check it out. The day after, on our way out of class he said, really loudly. "Hey, I checked out that Dolphin Sex shit."

It was hilarious.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 07:27 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Apr 18 2006, 06:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No... The article makes it clear why the girl would die if she tried to have sex with a dolphin... Not drowning...

right, to be honest i couldn't read it all the way, i was getting creeped out...

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seriously... bullet in the head.

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 02:21 PM

Yeah, the fact that someone would actually need that warning... I mean, DUH.

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 03:20 PM

Just generally it's probably a good idea to operate under the assumption that people are much, much dumber than you optimistically think they are.

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 05:39 PM

no, i just pretent that i think everyone is smarter than they are so i have an excuse to yell and belittle people when they do stupid things...

that and people are both offended when you tell them that either;
a-you're a genius
b-fine you're not a genius but that must mean that eveyone else is an idiot

i only ever claimed to be one by default.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 19 2006, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yeah, the fact that someone would actually need that warning... I mean, DUH.

I don't know about you, but I for one didn't realize that a dolphin's spunk went 14 feet.

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