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Zoophilia - consensual sex acts with animals?? Thoughts?

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:13 PM

Slade sent this to me, and was too afraid to post it himself, but yet still wanted the credit for finding it, and still wanted it posted, so... Here 'tis.

http://www.sexwork.c.../dolphins1.html

Lovely, eh?

So... *clears throat awkwardly* Any thoughts on this? Is it right, wrong, gross, cute? ...

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Edit: Fixed the title, as per the topic starter's request.
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Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:20 PM

Yeah, I think it's hilarious, and very sweet, and really creepy all at once.

I'm not one for expressing my love and trust for an animal, even a very intelligent one, via a sexual encounter, but, uh, I guess if it's consentual and neither party is harmed, then... It's pretty freakin' weird, no matter how you look at it. tongue.gif

For the record, I found this site after my girlfriend was being silly and reccomended we "do it like dolphins." I was wondering how exactly dolphins had sex, so I looked it up and found that. And I knew the Spoon would get a kick out of it, too.

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:32 PM

I think as soon as you can communicate with a species to ask if it wants to boink you, you should be able to. The problem is this will encourage rednecks to attempt to make devices to let them talk to sheep.

Not me though, I'm going to be working on my hamburgerish to english translation device. Finally! The world will know that my forbidden affair with the two all beef patties is not lust, but true love. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! FUCK YOU ALL!

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:45 PM

I think it's interesting to note that the guy's name is "Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn"

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 09:56 PM

You know you want one too.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:18 AM

Thanks guys, and here I was thinking about getting to work on a nice monday morning. But thanks to you, I won't be able to imagine the tender contours of a lovely woman without having weird associations to Dolphins for the next three days. Perfect. Just perfect.

I hope you're all proud of yourselves now, 'coz you made me cry.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:04 AM

Oh. Now I pity you. Like this sad.gif.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:03 AM

Pffft... I am so sick of Zooaphobes.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:05 AM

Does that make you angry like this? yell.gif

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:10 AM

Not really, it makes me sick.... *throws up*
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:23 AM

Oh. Like THIS: sick.gif
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:26 AM

If whoever wrote that didn't seem so crazy, I probably wouldn't be as skeptical. But as it is...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Apr 17 2006, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh. Like THIS: sick.gif


Exactly! sick.gif wub.gif
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 02:07 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Apr 16 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know you want one too.

I figured that was implied. tongue.gif I'd do dumbells with it.



QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Apr 17 2006, 09:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If whoever wrote that didn't seem so crazy, I probably wouldn't be as skeptical. But as it is...

Like I said...

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Apr 16 2006, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think it's interesting to note that the guy's name is "Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn"

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 03:59 PM

I think it's pretty interesting, to say the least. I bet it feels pretty darn good to a guy, if he can get over the fact that he's screwing a dolphin... Also, a damned great way for a girl to die. I can see the headlines now... "Woman dies; impaled by ..." Send fish in lieu of flowers?
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