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"What made your parents horny?" It's rather disturbing, isn't it?

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 04:39 PM

A very, very nice game. I've tried it out because I had nothing better to do, apparently.

I was born on September 28th 1986 - nine months before that would be January 1986. And yes, I know that this is a lie, but nothing - absolutely nothing - happened in 1985, especially in December, so there. Plus, mathematics is not my field of expertise. However -

January 28th of 1986 is exactly the day on which the Space Shuttle Challenger boldly lifted its nose to the stars to explode in a huge white mess only 73 seconds after it started, thus reaching a traumatic climax in American history and killing an innocent school teacher in the process.

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 05:40 PM

August 19th of 1985 the day that some Christian Terrorists attacked Beirut and killed 29 citizens via car bombs.

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 05:56 PM

Ohhh~ darn it, it seems like I was four days too late... look at this...

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January 24 - Voyager 2 space probe makes first encounter with Uranus


Now if that's not a total winner, then I don't know what it is...

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 07:35 PM

Nov 1964,
Nine months after the Beatles came to America.

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:06 PM

Birthday:September 1, 1990

ON January 1, 1990: David Dinkins sworn in as 1st black mayor of NYC
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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:31 PM

Let me see... Nothing on MY birthday. However...

September 22 - Deal barracks bombing: IRA bomb explodes at the Royal Marine School of Music in Deal, United Kingdom - 11 dead, 22 injured
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Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:46 PM

I dare someone to actually ask their parents what got them off.
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Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:55 PM

For my parents it looks like it was hurricane hugo.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:06 AM

Mine apparantly couldn't contain themselves when Thomas Sankara became President in Upper Volta.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 02:51 AM

Nothing exactly six months before March 14th 1986, but the day after (September 15th 1985), a U.S. hostage called Benjamin Weir was released in Lebanon. Make of that with a titter behind the hand what you will.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 03:43 AM

It would seem that my parents got excited by Margaret Thatcher being re-elected.

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:58 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Apr 8 2006, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dare someone to actually ask their parents what got them off.


I so would do that, if I were not adopted.
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:48 AM

April 8th 1989 I was born, so I need June 8th 1988.

Nothing then, but...

June 6 - Queen Elizabeth strips jockey Lester Piggott of his OBE

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:50 AM

I was born April 25, 1981.

Clearly the Summer Olympic Games in Moscow encouraged my parents to do the rumpy-pumpy. Ahoogah!
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Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:21 PM

Mine would be around the 22th of April, 1986.
And what do we have on the 26th of April, 1986?

"In Ukraine, one of the reactors at the Chornobyl (Chernobyl) nuclear plant explodes creating the world's worst nuclear disaster. 31 are killed directly by the incident, many more died from cancer in later years, many thousands more were exposed to significant amounts of radioactive material, vast territories in Ukraine and Belarus rendered uninhabitable."

That would explain something.
But wait, isn't it the same day when Bobby Ewing died?
My folks must like death and destruction!
Man, my parents are sick weirdos!
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