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"What made your parents horny?" It's rather disturbing, isn't it?

#31 Cobnat

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 07:09 PM

QUOTE (Coco @ Apr 10 2006, 05:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Which might not be too long from now, considering how young the computer users are these days.
Ah, I feel so old.

Thats no suprise considering the average age over the internet is 16.

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#32 TheBentKangaroo

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:25 PM

Considering my date of conception would be New Year's Day, I don't think my parents needed much to get them horny other than alcohol and a day off. But nevertheless...

January 1st, 1980

National steel strike in the United Kingdom.

That strike lasted three months, and by that time my father already had gotten his vasectomy.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 02:29 AM

QUOTE (Rissa @ Apr 11 2006, 07:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why are all our parents so turned on by death, destruction and/or politics?

Have you ever watched the news? That's pretty much all that's on.

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#34 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 02:44 AM

And maybe they were hoping to sire John Connor's antithesis, who knows?

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#35 SimeSublime

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 05:50 AM

Incidentally, I was born sometime during the time that The Terminator was set.

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#36 Coco

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:32 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 11 2006, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Have you ever watched the news? That's pretty much all that's on.

"Hey, look at all those suffering people... whatever, let's fuck!"

#37 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:41 AM

You sir, are a sick, sick person.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:54 AM

*bows*

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 09:04 AM

Why do you there there's a population boom after a war or famine/plague?

People are like:
"Wow, many people have died... oh well, lets fuck."
"Yes, to re-populate the planet..."
"Erm... yes... of course... 're-population'"

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 05:52 PM

November 8th, 1988. George Herbert Walker Bush is elected president of the United States of America.

Citizens of Iraq are suddenly overcome with a sense of unexplainable horror.

My parents, happy with the election results, decide to have passionate sex using Old Reliable, a condom that has been passed down from generation to generation in my family since the day that my grandfather was ordered to wrap it around the end of his M1 Garand to keep salt water out.

He also put it on his rifle during the war.

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#41 Cobnat

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:19 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 10 2006, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Have you ever watched the news? That's pretty much all that's on.

That was what was on... back in the day, now we have drunken celebrities and crap about how corrupt the goverment and/or system is.

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 12:06 PM

Conceived Date (March 12):
# March 12 - A photo by Marmaduke Wetherell, previously touted as 'proof' of the Loch Ness monster, is confirmed to be a hoax.
# March 12 - The Church of England ordains its first female priests.

Birth Date (December 12):
# December 11 - Boris Yeltsin orders troops into Chechnya.
# December 11 - A small bomb explodes on Philippine Airlines Flight 434, killing a Japanese businessman. The bombing was a field test done by Ramzi Yousef to test explosives that would have been used in Project Bojinka, a terrorist attack plan that would be exposed after an apartment fire.
(Sorry, nothing on my birthday.)

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#43 Mirithorn

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 03:08 PM

I have it on good authority (Otal's) that Otal's father actually CONFIRMED his suspicions.
It was indeed the fall of the Berlin wall that led to his conception.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 05:36 PM

thanksgiving...

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 06:54 PM

Yup. Maybe it's only a question mark on my computer, but I just changed the title to fit the now nonexistant image because I was too lazy to change both.