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Random Barend Crap (that fell through the cracks)

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 09:20 PM

It seems like a simple 'thank you, but you didn't really have to... tongue.gif' doesn't have enough content for an entire post.

But I don't know what else to say.

You spoil me here, guys...

Thank you, but you didn't really have to... tongue.gif
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 01:49 AM

... you... read the whole Pointless random thoughts... thread...?

... mellow.gif ... words fail me.

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Posted 18 March 2007 - 10:17 PM

I just read these. They are hilarious! Though there are only 206 bones in the human body. angry.gif
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Posted 18 March 2007 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Mar 18 2007, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just read these. They are hilarious! Though there are only 206 bones in the human body. angry.gif


thanks...

people often forget to count teeth and the skull in its parts.
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 01:19 PM

The skull's bones all fuse into one during childhood (though they do start out in pieces), and the teeth are not made of bone.

How does the crop circles line go, in its entirety?
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Posted 19 March 2007 - 08:37 PM

you just say you did them.

medical journals still count the seperate segments of the skull.

they all have fancy latin names.
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 10:32 PM

Well, folks, looks like we're going to have to take a recount.

I like the Dorian Gray one. What are the chances of us seeing more barend-approved 50's magazine ads?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 10:46 PM

find some 50s adds, and i'll see what i can do.
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 11:23 PM

oh my God, honestly, i havent laughed that hard in a long time.
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