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#1 barend

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:22 PM

i just thought i'd make a thread devoted to stuff that has nothing to do with anything else...

just somewhere to put all my stuff that has no other practical use...

here's an add from the fifties i messed with: the original add

mine;

a little obscure (in a mainsteam way)

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 10:02 PM

Very nice.

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Posted 06 April 2006 - 08:19 PM

It defiently lives up to its name of being random, very good.

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 04:07 PM

It definately lives up to its name. It's random, it was made by barend and it was crap.

Just kidding, it made me laugh a little.

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#5 barend

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:01 PM

also... if you see anything on 'something awful' under hte name hellbastard... that's me.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:46 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 5 2006, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i just thought i'd make a thread devoted to stuff that has nothing to do with anything else...

just somewhere to put all my stuff that has no other practical use...
here's an add from the fifties i messed with: the original add

mine;

a little obscure (in a mainsteam way)

Bwahahahahahaha

I am the Fisher King.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 01:32 PM

Ha ha, that's wonderful. That definetly brought laughter into my room!

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#8 barend

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 08:40 PM

here are some 'pick up lines in action' through MSpaint.

warning: may contain graphic violence and spelling errors.

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#9 SimeSublime

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 03:43 AM

I don't recognise the crop circles pickup line.

Also, the last was my favourite.

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 08:53 AM

NICE!

#11 Gobbler

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 09:03 AM

Nothin' better than cartoon vioilence.

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 01:44 PM

Those were great.

But yeah, how does the crop circle pick up line go?

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#13 barend

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Posted 01 February 2007 - 05:12 PM

taking credit for doing them is pretty much the line.

it kept cropping up everytime i perused a website of pick-up lines.
I don't use pick up lines myself so i dind't really know any...
(I prefer to hypnotise women into going out with me)

#14 TheOrator

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 08:49 PM

They just mentioned that crop circles pick up line in an episode of Seinfeld.

(The woman responded 'What crop circles?')

Perhaps the reason none of us have heard of it is because that is its origin. (He said naively)

I've been to lists on the internet, and there's only one list, repeated many times in different orders on different pages, and I'm sure the only reason that line kept coming up is because each lister got it from the last, and the first happened to be a Seinfeld fan.

However, I am not particularly a man of the world, and I never once heard that eating the crusts of my bread would make my hair curly.

EDIT: Corrected mistakes. Hurrah for having OCD! (as opposed to being)

*One final glare at Spoon...*

Actually...

Since I read the whole all of the Pointless Random Thoughts thread (over about two weeks) , I've wanted an excuse to say this:
DAMN YOU SPOON POETIC!

But how can I stay mad at you?

This post has been edited by TheOrator: 26 February 2007 - 08:55 PM

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nooooo

#15 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 09:12 PM

Haha, oh silly Orator. (

I'm impressed that you managed to read that whole thing.) Just for you, I'm in the process of changing my habit to saying that I am slightly obsessive-compulsive, instead of I'm slightly OCD. That's a whole extra three syllables! Twice the work! So you can't give me a hard time anymore!

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