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Chefelf 5 news: Texas Justice another update? Madness!

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:41 PM

So yeah it's up on the site, I hope you guys like it. Havnt done the news in a good while.

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 08:48 PM

Aw cmon! It's a dead baby with no arms! That's comedy gold... Why are you lot looking at me like that?

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:14 PM

Because it was 1am when I started reading it. Having checked it out now, I quite like it. Especially the texans.
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Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:16 AM

Nice update, but that story is really disgusting. A baby with it's arms cut off? sick.gif
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Posted 08 April 2006 - 10:02 PM

Yeah it does have a bit of a dark tone, more like something Jay Grant would draw comics about. I'll just pass on severed arm stories from now on.

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:24 AM

Woah... That stuff is whack, yo.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:22 PM

I'm gonna have to nominate you for Chefelf Sainthood if you don't update soon!
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 08:42 PM

Oh, me, yeah, right, sorry. Will do.
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 04:27 AM

I'll update soon...

We lost a staff member at Jelly Pufflemur recently. Namely Fatcat. I'll be writing an update about her life and such. I'll attempt to make it humorous. She'd have wanted to stand infront of my monitor to ensure that the articke would be incomprehensible, but if she couldnt do that she'd have wanted me to try to give people a few laughs in her memory.

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 07:30 PM

Wha? Fatcat, dead? sad.gif

I hope you'll feature pictures of her.
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Posted 21 April 2006 - 11:00 PM

*removes hat and stands in silent retrospection*
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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:11 AM

It's a dark day for pet lovers. sad.gif My condolence.

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 02:13 AM

*dramatic reverb with some lightning in the background*
OH NO!!!
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 12:12 PM

Wow. Thanks guys. That means a lot to me. I'm going to try to have an article up by wednesday at the latest. This really means a lot to me, and I'm almost surprised you all understand how important Fatcat was to me. Thanks so much, really.

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