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Jurassic Park IV Could be the one that ruins or saves the franchise...

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 09:02 AM

"And that one time, in Jewrassic Camp, I shoved a Torah up my..."

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 01:11 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 19 2006, 09:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"And that one time, in Jewrassic Camp, I shoved a Torah up my..."

I hate people who spoil good jokes.
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 07:15 PM

i would have gone with 'dradle' (sp) myself...
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 09:29 PM

Yeah shoving a tora scroll up there would hurt a lot and it'd rip the paper. You'd need proper Torah lubrication. I think I can say that when we get to that scene Quentin Tarantino will be guest directing it to the score of some old Bob Dylan music.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 03:04 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 19 2006, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah shoving a tora scroll up there would hurt a lot and it'd rip the paper.

Papercuts in your ass... ouch!
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