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The Content Thread Not quite a complaint, not quite a rejoice.

#496 User is offline   Mirithorn Icon

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 03:29 PM

My drivers ed teacher asked the student driver to pull over at a gas station today, bought a pie, and ate it with his hands while talking on his cellphone about his other job (apparently, he's a custodian somewhere). Also, sitting in a car driven by someone who doesn't know how to drive is a harrowing experience.

But, still on the positive side, I have way more exciting stories to tell now.
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 07:14 PM

I am content with my life. Peace is within my reach. smile.gif
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:45 PM

Some good: I finally have Banana Phone! (Maybe I'm crazy, but I listen to it on loop and enjoy every one of the fifteen times it plays before I feel like switching it up.)

Some bleh: I need to finish up my work. Motivation is hard, since I'm going to be with my love soon, and I'm done with classes, and it's a Thursday night and normally that starts my weekend. But I MUST SUCCEED!
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:59 PM

Oh, I've heard that one! laugh.gif

Damn, it's hilarious. biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:14 PM

Good: My father's wedding's tomorrow.
Bad: My final exam is tomorrow. Oh, and my fathers wedding.

I hate weddings,because you have to sit in a church for an hour and a half listening to a long service which includes really, really long speeches that basically boil down to "getting married is pretty cool". And then the food is usually strange tasting, because a wedding is a big deal after all, and you can't have a wedding without expensive food, and how expensive food is is directly proportionate to how unappetizing it is.

On the other hand, cake.

(Plus, this is going to be my first straight wedding, which should ease the boredom a bit.)

But the cake on its own makes up for the final exam. And the fact that apparently I'll have to meet my step-siblings. Maybe. All I'm saying is they don't know what I look like and there'll be a lot of people there. We could... fail to run into each other.whistling.gif
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 11:15 PM

Well, weddings are always nice... smile.gif
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Posted 30 August 2007 - 07:22 PM

I can't believe I didn't see Mirithorn's last post in here until now. You didn't meet your new step-siblings until the wedding??? That's like tv or a movie. I didn't think that happened in real life; I guess I always assumed that parents would be kind enough to help the kids get to know each other before they are suddenly thrust into a home together. I'm sorry, Mirithorn. But I wish you and your family luck and happiness!

My original intent on coming to this thread:

I am content because:
I'm going home this weekend to pick apples with my family, and I'll be coming back to school with my brand new super computer. I love my apartment at school and love having a kitchen so I can cook my own food instead of eating dining hall crap.

However, I hate school and feel like I'm already burned out though I've barely started the year. I love acrylic painting but the new professor requires oils, and I hate them. Ceramics is way too overcrowded and we've been given the same project I've had to do in just about EVERY art class I've ever had ("Take an organic object and a mechanical or man-made object, find their 'essence,' and put them together to make one object"), and photo just takes forever and our first project is a multiple self-portrait one that makes very little sense (but at least the prof I have this semester isn't so mean and proud of it that he calls himself "Darth Praytor" like my last one). Not having a computer has made things UBER difficult as far as acquiring materials, paying fees, etc; and not having a car has made things UBER difficult to, well, acquire materials, get groceries, be social, everything. I haven't even gotten to go to a party yet this year. Spoony needs a couple of stiff drinks.

It seems more bad than good a lot of times, but finding out I get to go apple picking with my little brother this weekend has lifted my mood up to the "content" level. Also I'm excited because I bought him another Pokemon plushy toy because I spoil him like that. smile.gif

Aaaaaaaaaand there's the update on my life no one needed. tongue.gif
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Posted 30 August 2007 - 08:30 PM

I enrolled at the college for extra tution. Nothing luxurious compared to the lovelly cosy environment in the evening classes at night. The difference is full of equipment and inadequate over exaggerated teaching.

The evening classes were full of teaching but lack of equipment which didn't matter to me and it was virtually free compared to this. This college has a lot of people from other countries who come over here just to exploit and drop out. That is why a lot of people were being turned away before they dropped out after receiving free money.
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 10:48 PM

Content: I was talking with one of my friends over the phone and she was talking about a dream she had were all her furniture was engaged in conversation. Suddenly she asked me if my furniture talks (I think she meant to ask if I have ever had a dream like that) to me and so I told her “wait a second” I put the phone down for 20 seconds and then pick it up again and reply “well the chairs are giving me the silent treatment and all the others are asleep so I will have to get back to you on that”.

Good: It was smegging hilarious at that moment.

Bad: I will get an ear full tomorrow at school.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 08:04 AM

Why is Bond's post count down to 188? And why is his name light blue on the name list?
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:36 PM

Cobnat: Everyone knows girls are insane. No need to rub it in.

LTTS: You'll notice that Bond is in the "Limited Members" group.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:41 PM

Cobnat: I don't understand why you'll get an earful - I thought that was fantastic. laugh.gif
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 04:48 PM

Thanks Ninja Duck!
Spoon, what kind of plushy did he get? Pokedolls are so adorable, but I'd be totally ashamed to have them all over my room. lol! The only one I have is the one from my boyfriend, and it's a plush of my avatar. Surprise, surprise.

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 05:20 PM

Well, so far I've gotten him a Turtwig and a Starly, and he got a Chimchar on his own. I also have my own Pikachu because I'm a big dork and Pikachu is a throwback to when it first came out and I loved it when I was 10, also because he'll play with him and stuff, too.

(I'm surprised at how hard it is to find these buggers. I want to get him a Piplup, I also want a Charmander. But every time I go to Wal*Mart I pass by that section to look, and 95% of the time it's either empty or has nothing but Bonsly.)

Don't be ashamed! Poke plushies everywhere!!! And if that happens I demand pictures. tongue.gif
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 09:39 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Sep 13 2007, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cobnat: I don't understand why you'll get an earful - I thought that was fantastic. laugh.gif


Unfortunately she is one of those people who can only be defined as ‘bitchy’.
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