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I thought it would be obvious, for the link right next to it led to SS.com.
Sorry. Most my posts have credibility, and most of them are serious, actually. I try to make it apparent when I am joking.
The Content Thread Not quite a complaint, not quite a rejoice.
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Posted 29 August 2006 - 08:15 PM
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 04:14 AM
Icey returns, and is instantly back in form! 
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#393
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 03:04 AM
Yeah, although those posts somehow reminded my of a certain post of Darth Paul, which Mr. IsUs recently quoted...
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#394
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 03:16 PM
Bad: I accidentally missed my math class on Friday because I was so distracted by an episode of Little Britain I downloaded, I forgot to keep an eye on the clock. I didn't realize this until it was about thirty minutes into the fifty-minute class. So much for perfect attendance.
Uh-Oh: Turns out there was a test today, as well.
Good: I'm at least ninety percent certain that I aced that mother anyway! And I haven't been able to say or think that about a math class since I took geometry! Woot!
Uh-Oh: Turns out there was a test today, as well.
Good: I'm at least ninety percent certain that I aced that mother anyway! And I haven't been able to say or think that about a math class since I took geometry! Woot!
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 04:45 PM
I was planning to start a thread about that.
In the mean time would anyone like to get polarized?
Good - I saved up for two packets of Annsman 10,000 milliamp D cell batteries for my torch so I won't have to go to the annoying routes of going out and paying $15 dollars for a commercially, non reusable and deceptive product by quantity. Unless I buy an Alkaline charger but by then the milliamps inside these batteries may not be worth it. I costed me $80 for the four batteries.
Also I ordered an Olympus XD 1 gigabyte card type H so I can start recording in sound for longer. If I knew the transfer rate of the Multicell type cards were lowered for the higher capacities I wouldn't have chosen that in the first place.
I just get irritated when I:
Don't see any quantity of milliamps on round cell batteries. By this:
Overly Pretty and Trendy product design.
Words like "Heavy Duty" and "powerful" on the packaging to describe the performance but no evidence to prove that. To me it is like buying a decorated jug that says "deep fill" without any measurements on it.
In the mean time would anyone like to get polarized?
Good - I saved up for two packets of Annsman 10,000 milliamp D cell batteries for my torch so I won't have to go to the annoying routes of going out and paying $15 dollars for a commercially, non reusable and deceptive product by quantity. Unless I buy an Alkaline charger but by then the milliamps inside these batteries may not be worth it. I costed me $80 for the four batteries.
Also I ordered an Olympus XD 1 gigabyte card type H so I can start recording in sound for longer. If I knew the transfer rate of the Multicell type cards were lowered for the higher capacities I wouldn't have chosen that in the first place.
I just get irritated when I:
Don't see any quantity of milliamps on round cell batteries. By this:
Overly Pretty and Trendy product design.
Words like "Heavy Duty" and "powerful" on the packaging to describe the performance but no evidence to prove that. To me it is like buying a decorated jug that says "deep fill" without any measurements on it.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 11 September 2006 - 04:52 PM
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Posted 19 September 2006 - 02:46 AM
Good: I've finally conjured a bass amp from somewhere.
Not Good: Acquiring it has resulted in a hangover.
Meting out the Not Good: The hangover was so worth it.
Not Good: Acquiring it has resulted in a hangover.
Meting out the Not Good: The hangover was so worth it.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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Posted 17 October 2006 - 12:39 PM
totally frikking amazing: ordered Chinese food last night and my fortune cookie said, "Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."
terribly unfortunate: I had to reschedule my hot elephant make-out session for another day.
terribly unfortunate: I had to reschedule my hot elephant make-out session for another day.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 08:09 AM
Don't worry Emu, that elephant will be yours soon.
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JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 08:18 AM
Just don't let it fist yo- eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrm, I mean: Good luck. 
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 10:34 AM
Emu: That is an awesome fortune, and it was really hard to believe, but then my roommate's boyfriend got Chinese the other day and brought back the same fortune!!! That's so hilarious. He wasn't as disappointed as you are, however, about postponing hot elephant makeouts. 
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 01:12 PM
I had many elephants but they were white.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:40 PM
My sister got a fortune that said "Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer." I love fortune cookies.
Do elephants even have lips?
Do elephants even have lips?
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 07:51 PM
In my elephant making out session experiences. Yes.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 01:36 AM
I would imagine the trunk and the tusks would get in the way and stuff, though.
anyways.
that's funny that someone else got that fortune, too. in an attempt to make sense of it we hypothesized that maybe there's some little-known proverb about kissing an elephant on the lips or something. no one knew of any, though. so I guess it's just a warning.
anyways.
that's funny that someone else got that fortune, too. in an attempt to make sense of it we hypothesized that maybe there's some little-known proverb about kissing an elephant on the lips or something. no one knew of any, though. so I guess it's just a warning.
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -