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'Chef' can't stomach own dish! 01.15.06 (not CHEFelf)

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 12:50 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 15 2006, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
John Travolta never publicly embarassed himself? Well maybe not exactly in a criminal way, but when someone asks you whether you'd rather be recorded with a prostitute and some drugs or be recorded starring in Battlefield Earth, I think any sane individual would go for the first one.

I would totally go for BATTLEFIELD EARTH. It was lousy, but not in a SWORDFISH sort of way. I'd take a forgettable movie over death any day. I agree though that it was not the best idea to showcase the science fiction of L Ron Hubbard, since it's terrible. But yeah, I mean, he's represented his faith by saying it's about self-respect and respecting others. he appears in public always in a respectful manner, and he and his wife have not had any huge public fights. He's nice to reporters and lets them interview him in his home. Even if Scientology has nothing to do with self-respect and respecting other people, there isn't a hole I can find in the comment that that is what it means to him.

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 03:03 PM

Personally, I think the very next episode of South Park should feature Tom Cruise, working strange Scientology voodoo charms to turn Nicole Kidman into a man, and somehow it backfires, and turns Chef into a female dog.

Can you picture the rest of the episode?

Stan: "Oh my God, Tom Cruise turned Chef into a bitch!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 05:47 PM

It's ok, I'm sure they have a Suitable Replacement lined up...
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 06:52 PM

Ouch.

Yeah, doing voices for South Park and then deciding that it's too offensive after 10 years because Scientology, of all things is made fun of is easily the most absurd thing I'll hear all month.

Just for that, I'm going to go into New San Francisco and kill all of the hubbologists soon.
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 09:48 PM

Espcially those pornstars..."It's nice to finally put a name to the faces". tongue.gif
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 09:51 PM

Civilian - As for Scientology teaching to be a respectful and well behaved celebrity, does that make Sean Penn their anti-Christ, or rather, anti-Hubbard? I do have to admit though that Cruise seems like a pretty nice guy, though that's probably due to him being a nice guy and not to scientology.

Slade- I don't see how the guy dosn't have a sense of humor about it. I mean, when you tell someone you're a scientologist is it possible to even keep a straight face? Madonna converted to whatever trendy nonsense she's into now and told everyone to call her Ester, but when the whole world laughed at her she didn't quit the world, she went and made some crappy music. Hayes should follow her example, only without trying to act like a washed up former diva, cuz that'd be disturbing.

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Posted 17 March 2006 - 01:46 AM

JM: I son't think that's what Scientology does, and I doubt Tom Cruise is a nice guy. He has been living in a bubble of non-stop celebrity for the past 20 years, so as far as sanity is concerned I'm pretty sure he is one step away from worshipping Cthulhu. Even major celebrities like Oprah go through periods where thye tabloids don't give a shit about them. For celebrity attention, Cruise is on par with Michael Jackson.

I said that Travolta is a nice and respectful guy, and that's how he describes Scientology. I imagine like you say his respectfulness has nothing to do with Scientology. Unlike Cruise and Kirstie Alley, he has never railed against the psychiatric profession or in any other way actually tried to convert people to his whacko science fiction mystery cult. So I figure he's just a nice guy who happens to believe that the negative energy in his soul can be purged with thousand-dollar treatments of magical healing energy supplied by the good folks at Scientology Inc, and that anti-depressants are bad. He just doesn't say so.
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 05:07 AM

Where the fuck did I get Tom Cruise confused with John Travolta from? It is funny that they both just so happen to be Scientologists though. Sorry about that, I meant to say John Travolta.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 14 2006, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
original article

damnit children!

yeah funny how he had no problem doing it for a decade... but when they got to his...
(yeah, Matt Stone already said what i wanted to)

well i won't be sucking HIS chocolate salty balls anymore....

and i thought scientologists could wish their problems away with posative thinking.

oh well...

I'm sure Tom 'if that stage hand looks me in the eyes he's fired' Cruise has got his back.


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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:24 PM

*comes in*

Hmm. Numbnuts.

*walks out*
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:30 PM

...Oh my god, they killed Chef! You bastards! crying.gif
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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:56 PM

i just saw the episode... all they really did was state what they believe and really leave it up to us to laugh... and accuse them of being in it for the money...

they charge people to join for shrist sake... how seriously can you take that... a tith to keep a chirch going is one thing, but a membership fee is lame.
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 09:04 AM

"We dont blame Chef for leaving us. We blame that fruity group for scrambling his brain."

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 16 2006, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I do have to admit though that Cruise seems like a pretty nice guy, though that's probably due to him being a nice guy and not to scientology.


ask any stage hand who got caught looking at him while he was acting if they felt the same way when they got fired.
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Posted 28 March 2006 - 07:45 PM

While -shudder- reading up on Scientology* I found that Trey Parker and Matt Stone replied to the scientologists getting Chef to leave and keeping the episode from re-airing by declaring themselves to be servants of Xemu (scientology's devil guy) and saying that the million year war for earth had just begun. I love those guys.

*Reading up on scientology should not be done while you are drinking liquids, or while you're feeling particularly susceptible to nonsense. If you are under the influence you may somehow believe some of it, so that isn't reccomended either. It's best to have someone nearby to whipe away the spittle and restrain you when you go into fits of alternating laughter at how silly it is and fury that these opportunistic fucks actually get people to pay them to let them join the cult.

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