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Now, I know that this isn't the biggest Star Trek forum, BUT after talking to Mirithorn about a certain Star Trek episode, we decided that this would be a kickass game for the forums. I will play Q, it's sort of a Roleplaying thing for me.
Everyone else just tries to prove that the human race is not guilty of being barbaric and childlike.
All reasons why they ARE should be PM'd to me, to be put into Q-Speak (I.E. You humans suck.), or posted on the board.
Prove the human race innocent! Hosted by Q.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:19 PM
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:20 PM
First of all, you can't be the judge, the jury, and the lawyer for the prosecution.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:21 PM
Yes. Yes I can.
Fine, you can have a jury.
*causes jury of mass murderers to appear* There, now it's fair.
Fine, you can have a jury.
*causes jury of mass murderers to appear* There, now it's fair.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 April 2006 - 08:21 PM
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:24 PM
Um... no it's not. For a fair trial it has to be a jury of my peers. My peers are Nightlifers, both human and nonhuman, who have no bias regarding the case.
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 02 April 2006 - 08:25 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:30 PM
Yes.
Yes you can.
I just didn't expect you too.
You are truly a shockingly enlightened human. Maybe there's hope for you after all.
Yes you can.
I just didn't expect you too.
You are truly a shockingly enlightened human. Maybe there's hope for you after all.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 April 2006 - 08:30 PM
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:30 PM
Yup. You just post your argument. I think.
Edit: DYON!
Edit: DYON!
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 02 April 2006 - 08:30 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:32 PM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Apr 2 2006, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prove the human race innocent!
How about I smack you in the chops!?
Official Forum! (UPDATED)
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
Great Quotes Of The 21st Century/Cobnat gets serious!
Ron Paul At AntiWar.com/A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded/Death By Quotes/AntiWar/Early Justin Raimondo articles/In Defense Of Yoshiro Mori By Justin Raimondo/Vox Popoli
Evil Happens/This Is A Knife!/Minorities, too!/
AYBABTU/Che Guevara Action Figure!/Strange Humour
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:36 PM
I have three reasons why I believe the human race should be annihilated as soon a possible.
They are:
1. Deforestation
2. Britney Spears
3. Reality Television
No other reasons need be mentioned, but just for the sake of argument I'm going to dig up some more.
They are:
1. Deforestation
2. Britney Spears
3. Reality Television
No other reasons need be mentioned, but just for the sake of argument I'm going to dig up some more.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:38 PM
That's not relevant to the case. The new charges will be discussed at a later time, if you choose to formally accuse the human race of them.
If you're with Q right now, the only thing you're allowed to do is attempt to prove the human race guilty of being "a barbarous and childlike race."
Q, could you define barbarous? And a child of what race?
If you're with Q right now, the only thing you're allowed to do is attempt to prove the human race guilty of being "a barbarous and childlike race."
Q, could you define barbarous? And a child of what race?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:41 PM
As the judge, I find those points of evidence relevant to the case.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:43 PM
You're not the judge, just the lawyer for the prosecution.
We need an unbiased judge.
Wait a minute, they might be relevant if they were proof that the human race is barbarous. But I think you'd still have to explain yourself. And we don't have a definition of either "barbarous" or "childlike" yet.
We need an unbiased judge.
Wait a minute, they might be relevant if they were proof that the human race is barbarous. But I think you'd still have to explain yourself. And we don't have a definition of either "barbarous" or "childlike" yet.
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 02 April 2006 - 08:44 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:45 PM
QUOTE (Q)
Yes. Yes I can.
Fine, you can have a jury.
Fine, you can have a jury.
I remain the judge.
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:46 PM
You can't be both the judge and the prosecution.
*whispers in Q's ear that that only applies in an American 21st century legal system*
*whispers in Q's ear that that only applies in an American 21st century legal system*
This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 02 April 2006 - 08:47 PM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 08:47 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Apr 2 2006, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you're with Q right now, the only thing you're allowed to do is attempt to prove the human race guilty of being "a barbarous and childlike race."
Thats exactly what I just did.