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The Empire Breaks Back Star Wars + Brokeback Mountain

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 04:54 PM

You thought the PT was the story of how the Republic fell? Well, you'd be wrong. Who knew that it was actually the tale Anakin Skywalker's secret passion for his Jedi master, Obi-Wan Kenobi? (Apart from a million slash-fic writers, of course.)

http://www.dailysixe.../bbempire.shtml

Here's another one for the Original Trilogy:

http://www.gorillama.../bbempire.shtml
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 03:00 PM

VERY FUNNY.

i would give a link for Brokeback to the future but my address bar isnt showing up. just go to ebaumsworld.com if u want to see it.
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 05:58 PM

Those are great!

For me, particularily disturbing (yet hilarious) imagery from the trailer consisted of R2 extending his long computer manipulator (whatever it's called) into the hole.
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Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ Mar 6 2006, 06:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Those are great!

For me, particularily disturbing (yet hilarious) imagery from the trailer consisted of R2 extending his long computer manipulator (whatever it's called) into the hole.


That was incredibly disturbing sick.gif
It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
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Posted 11 June 2006 - 09:24 AM

Those are wonderfully disturbing. I mean, would you rather have a well-produced PT with some kind of emotion even if it was gay; or what we have now?


In the second one, the NOOOO was a bonus.
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