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Entertainment Weekly's 25 Worst Sequels Ever

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 01:12 PM

1) Stayin' Alive (sequel to Saturday Night Fever)
2) Caddyshack II
3) Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
4) Blues Brothers 2000
5) Batman & Robin
6) Weekend At Bernie's II
7) The Fly II
8) Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
9) Speed 2: Cruise Control
10) Jaws: The Revenge
11) Dirty Dancing: Havanna Nights
12) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
13) The Sting II
14) Conan The Destroyer
15) Dumber & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
16) Ocean's 12
17) Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
18) Battle For The Planet of the Apes
19) Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
20) The Godfather Part III
21) Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
22) Teen Wolf Too
23) Porky's II: The Next Day
24) The Next Karate Kid
25) The Matrix Revolutions

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 03:28 PM

Let's see... can't say I have seen much of the mentioned, which is probably a good thing...

Blues Brothers 2000 - Yes, oh hell, yes. Well, the first movie wasn't good to start with...
Batman & Robin - Nice if you're not a real Batman freak.
Friday 13th - I don't care how it's presented, as long as it's bloody murder.
SW Episode I - A yup. Definitely. Did you know that you'd hate it even more if you'd ever seen the German version? No? Well... you'd hate it even more. For sure. But still, it's nothing compared to Episode II - Hayden's voice sounds even more distracting than it already does in the English version.
Matrix Revolutions? Nah, that one was actually good. Nice ending, good effects, some action here and there and not as much useless for people who are not studying religion/
useless for people who are studying religion but can't be arsed anyway/
usefull for people who are studying religion and apparently haven't got more important things to think about talk as in Matrix Reloaded.

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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:05 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Mar 4 2006, 01:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let's see... can't say I have seen much of the mentioned, which is probably a good thing...

Blues Brothers 2000 - Yes, oh hell, yes. Well, the first movie wasn't good to start with...

Matrix Revolutions? Nah, that one was actually good. Nice ending, good effects, some action here and there and not as much useless for people who are not studying religion/
useless for people who are studying religion but can't be arsed anyway/
usefull for people who are studying religion and apparently haven't got more important things to think about talk as in Matrix Reloaded.

Blasphemy!

The EW listers forgot to put down Die Hard 3, Terminator 3, and Robocops 2 & 3.
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Posted 04 March 2006 - 10:39 PM

I dont really care what they say, The next Karate Kid was a great movie...dry.gif
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 08:23 AM

I thought Matrix Revolutions was the best of the three.
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 12:42 AM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Mar 4 2006, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
3) Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 11:37 AM

EW forgot the Jurassic Park sequels as well as Die Hard 3 and Terminator 3 (I can assure you it is far worse than Conan the Destroyer).
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 11:54 AM

Jurassic Park 2 wasn't thaaat bad... But Jurassic Park 3 was a complete mess.

I have to agree that most of the movies in the list are crappy sequels, but some of them could be replaced with even worst sequels than the ones they mention. I would take out Ocean's 12, though... I remember I really enjoyed that one. Not as good as the first one, of course, but not as half as bad as Jurassic Park 3 was...
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Mar 4 2006, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
2) Caddyshack II
7) The Fly II


I only liked these 2 movies out of the whole list. sad.gif The rest were pretty bad though. wub.gif
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 12:25 PM

QUOTE (Coco @ Mar 6 2006, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jurassic Park 2 wasn't thaaat bad... But Jurassic Park 3 was a complete mess.

Funny, I feel exactly the opposite. Mama t-rex egging her son on for the kill (corporate suit who's to blame) was pretty good. 3 was a little lighter I thought.

Back two the future. That's your follow up?
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 03:37 PM

I like those movies.
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 08:45 PM

The Godfather Part III and the Phantom Menace are OK standalone movies, they just don't mesh well with the rest of their "trilogy" (or series).

The Attack of the Clones should have been on the list, either replacing or joining the Phantom Menace.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 05:56 PM

Terminator 3 was great, as well as the jurassic park sequels.(Although when i got the trilogy for christmas, i didnt have near as many chills or as good of a time watching the second 2. i was blown away at the first).Matrix, i think it all depends on your ability to think deeply. Of course i dont agree with u all on star wars. Havent seen Godfather. You guys forgot all of the disney sequels.(except toy story 2)
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 09:07 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Mar 7 2006, 03:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Terminator 3 was great, as well as the jurassic park sequels.

Those movies blew chunks.
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Posted 07 March 2006 - 09:43 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Mar 7 2006, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys forgot all of the disney sequels.(except toy story 2)

The Shaggy DA? Herbie goes Bananas? Son of Flubber? Those were ok.
Return to Witch Mountain? less than ok but not 25 worst ever.
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