[Deepsycher]

Help! Dee's speaking math! Make it stop... *cries*
Seriously, it doesn't really seem humorous.

It is not supposed at this moment.

[Gobbler]

Maybe the joke's been lost in translation from binary to decimal... but then again, maybe not. Or rather, most likely not. Or just not.

A man sits at a bar on top of a skyscraper and drinks with another one. Once they're really drunk, the first man turns to his companion and says "Whoozaahh duddee... ya knoow? I betcha, if we jump from this skyscrapeeer now, then we won't die~~."
And the other one just nods drunkenly, saying "Yeah~~~... let's do thaz."
On the roof, the first man goes to the edge, looks down - and jumps. Five minutes later he returns, still slightly drunk, but unharmed. So the other one goes to the edge, jumps - and dies.
Once the first man returns to the bar, the bartender leans over to him and says: "You know, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

[Deepsycher]

Maybe the joke's been lost in translation from binary to decimal... but then again, maybe not. Or rather, most likely not. Or just not.

Don’t translate on what you might not know fully just yet, that is because I did not say; it is to do with a law called “sod's”, but anyway until I find a solution to get that working, it will be satisfying for me.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 03 March 2006 - 12:18 PM

[Gobbler]

Hooray for egocentrism & Mr. Murphy then.

[Deepsycher]

Hooray for egocentrism & Mr. Murphy then.

Interesting, if people are not "headstrong" within reason to getting what they want, how are they going to get it if the opposing forces are egocentric?

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 03 March 2006 - 12:25 PM

[Cobnat]

Come on peoples, contribute Jokes before this thread goes onto page 2 and is lost forever in the Chefelf forums.

[Deepsycher]

As for learning jokes, is this type okay here?

I was feeding the flies. To my spider.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 04 March 2006 - 09:37 PM

[Cobnat]

Every joke is ok, even racist ones.... er..... dont tell anyone I said that and knowing the mods they dont go to this thread... at least I hope so...

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[SimeSublime]

Sorry to disapoint.

[Dr Lecter]

What do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, what are you racist?

[Otal Nimrodi]

Every joke is ok, even racist ones.... er..... dont tell anyone I said that and knowing the mods they dont go to this thread... at least I hope so...

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Sorry to disapoint.

That was just great.

[Deepsycher]

I have a joke but did not know where to put it. I might have said it before:

What colour perception do you like you Clair?

[Otal Nimrodi]

So, there's this American soldier in WWII. And he's fighting. After this first day of fighting, he walks up to the sergeant and says, "Sarge, I don't know how this happened, but I think I lost my gun." And the Sergeant grabs a broomstick and says "Here, take this broomstick. IF you see any Germans, point it at them and say 'bangity bangity'." And the soldier takes the broomstick because, hey, it's his orders. And he says "But Sarge, what if we get in hand-to-hand?" And the sergeant takes a butter knife, and says "If any Germans get close enough, point this at them and say "Stabbity stabbity" So the kid takes it.

The next day, the fighting resumes. And the Germans charge, and the kid points his broomstick and says "Bangity bangity" and they fall over dead. And they get closer, and he says points the butter knife and says "Stabbity stabbity." And they start bleeding, and die. Eventually, this kid's the last guy on the battlefield. And he sees a little German walking towards him, so he points the stick and says "Bangity bangity" and nothing happens. So the guy gets closer, and he says "Stabbity stabbity" and nothing happens. And then the German walks up to him, pushes him over, walks over him, and the kid dies.

And the little German goes off into the distance saying "Tankity tankity tankity"

[SimeSublime]

Nice Otal.

Deepsycher, I have no idea what that means.

[Deepsycher]

Deepsycher, I have no idea what that means.

Okay, for the joke I mean, you need to say a colour you prefer, before I state the answer.