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#76 User is offline   tempocobnato Icon

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Mar 26 2007, 09:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know some jokes that are not intended to be funny but there is an art to it.

Also just checked: Tempcobnato if that is you Cobnat why is your other name in the Former Members group?

Unless you asked to be put in that group.


Dont worry Dee, Im not trying to ruin the Cobnat name, if that is possible among the people here.

All questions are answered here on this thread: http://www.chefelf.c...h...4564&st=255
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:06 PM

idk, where did the Gnomes go?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:20 PM

The nomes Gone Home.

I Don't usually read the returns thread.

IDK - I did Ketchup

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:25 PM

hahaha.......FUNNY!!!!!! *ELATION*
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:30 PM

I wrote that in the Couch Potato Language thread.

Another joke:

Going, going, going ...?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 08:33 PM

QUOTE (Frank the Rabbit @ Mar 26 2007, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
idk, where did the Gnomes go?


Smartass. dry.gif
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 11:06 PM

That's kinda the point.
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Posted 29 March 2007 - 05:01 AM

Q: What really sucks?

A: A vacuum cleaner.

Q: What really blows?

A: A pornstar.
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Posted 29 March 2007 - 09:01 AM

Q: Who really cares?

A: Nobody.
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Posted 29 March 2007 - 11:51 AM

This is the JOKE thread, and Cobnat was telling jokes.
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 08:40 PM

Remembering a joke:

Now in a group of three people if two of you happened to speak at the same time and stop and speak over again or continuously what are you suppose to say?
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Posted 10 April 2007 - 09:13 PM

Nobody knows?

Now in a group of three people if two of you happened to speak at the same time and stop and speak over again or continuously what are you suppose to say?

Collision!
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 02:43 PM

I shall now attempt to translate a typical Hungarian black joke into English so a good time will be had by all. Here goes:

There's a fire in a hospital. After it's been put out, the fireman says to the chief doctor (or whatever they're called in English):
"We have extinguished the fire successfully. We came across three victims in the basement, and applied mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, and we were able to revive two of them. However, we failed to bring back the third one.
The doctor faints, when he comes to, he asks the firemen:
"You are aware of the fact that there's only a morgue in our basement?"

Ba-dum-tish.
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:39 PM

Nope I don't know the end. Just that I know it is despressing in the basement.


What happened to the a in yoghurt?

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:48 PM

Yogahurt? Only Dhalsim makes yoga hurt.
Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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