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Posted 14 April 2006 - 07:20 AM

Ok, that makes sense now. To be honest, I don't find it that amusing, but at least I understand now.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 09:09 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Apr 14 2006, 07:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok, that makes sense now. To be honest, I don't find it that amusing, but at least I understand now.


Oh so all jokes are meant to be amusing? I wil try next time but not sure if you will get the same enjoyment.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 11:36 AM

Er Dee, try simpler jokes with a even simpler punchline, that way no one will think your weird...

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:10 PM

Okay, a joke from another sense, I hope it works this time but not to offend:

Should be simple one sided but dual meaning:

Why don't the French serve slugs or snails to foreigners?

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:11 PM

Well, I've got no idea. So why don't they?

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:15 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 14 2006, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I've got no idea. So why don't they?


(1) Logically some foreigners don't eat snails or slugs.

What I was really meaning:

(2) In this case: Because the foreigners ARE the snails.

There is another bit to the joke, if you have not worked it out would you like me to explain?

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:20 PM

I like number 2, it was very funny.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Apr 14 2006, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like number 2, it was very funny.


Number one was what might be thought of at first.

Now using the information from number two, can you state the rest from your perspective?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 06:24 PM

Poland, in the days before democracy settled down, went through times as bad as anywhere in Europe. After centuries of occupation by so many nations, being free from the Russian yoke was a weird experience; Poland emerged blinking into the bright lights of democracy and freedom.

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Posted 25 March 2007 - 06:26 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Apr 14 2006, 09:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh so all jokes are meant to be amusing?


That is the single greatest sentence of ALL TIME. We might as well abandon all written thought, because the best congregation of words is right there. Congrats, DS.
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 06:40 PM

I know some jokes that are not intended to be funny but there is an art to it.

Also just checked: Tempcobnato if that is you Cobnat why is your other name in the Former Members group?

Unless you asked to be put in that group.
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 07:54 PM

What do you call a naked blonde who is upside down?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 07:55 PM

What do you call her, Frank?
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 07:58 PM

A brunette with bad breath.
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Posted 25 March 2007 - 07:59 PM

Where did the nomes go?
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