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Love it or Leave it or live with it. Here's to the United States

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 04:56 AM

The US is like this giant slut, she whores around the block as queen of the night, while other countries are more like cigarette hookers that work the crack tracks.

I would rather have sex with her than say some tranny giving it up for smokes and a cup of coffee. But I'd probably still regret it and die of AIDS.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 05:51 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 23 2006, 01:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Military service is the only way to show patriotism? Wow that's interesting. What about policemen, firemen, volunteers, aid groups, the peace corps, protesters, teachers, I'm sure I'm leaving out a lot.


Ofcourse joining the US army really doesnt show how much of a patriot you are, more of a nationalist really, becouse no one has ever attacked/invaded the US since its indepentants exept ofcourse for WW2 and 7/11 and numorus terrorist attacks, so I guess if you really want to be an American patriot join the Anti-Terrorist forces or whatever the US has.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 08:00 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Feb 23 2006, 04:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The US is like this giant slut, she whores around the block as queen of the night, while other countries are more like cigarette hookers that work the crack tracks.

I would rather have sex with her than say some tranny giving it up for smokes and a cup of coffee. But I'd probably still regret it and die of AIDS.


laugh.gif What the fuck?

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 08:02 AM

Yeah. Coz thaz the American way! Woot!

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 08:03 AM

I like the wide range of music (outside the mainstream crap of course) that America produces. This country is full of every kind of artist you can think of and its beautiful. Even though their usually libs. But whatever.

[Yes I'm stereotyping. Get over it.]
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 08:34 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 23 2006, 05:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I like the wide range of music (outside the mainstream crap of course) that America produces. This country is full of every kind of artist you can think of and its beautiful. Even though their usually libs. But whatever.

[Yes I'm stereotyping. Get over it.]


Wow, You think THATS sterotyping, I guess Americans cant see themselves like the world sees them.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 09:25 AM

Cobnat: It's "independence" and 9/11(/2001).

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 09:37 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 23 2006, 06:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cobnat: It's "independence" and 9/11(/2001).


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Posted 23 February 2006 - 10:14 AM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 23 2006, 08:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, You think THATS sterotyping, I guess Americans cant see themselves like the world sees them.


I meant stereotyping all artists as liberals.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 10:26 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 23 2006, 07:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I meant stereotyping all artists as liberals.


Oh sorry, I though.... nevermind.
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 11:11 AM

We have the NFL. American football is the third greatest sport in the entire world - behind horseracing and dogsled racing.


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Posted 23 February 2006 - 11:15 AM

Yeah, go Goatees!

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 11:16 AM

What are those?
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 11:22 AM

I dunno... *shrugs* I just thought I'd go with the mood, what with me being no real American and stuff...

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Posted 23 February 2006 - 03:13 PM

America invented sideburns and hookers, but not sideburns ON hookers.

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