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Argentinian Anal Ambassador Asscorted A-out Friday, Feburary 17, 2006

#1 Chyld

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 03:36 PM

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Former 'Playboy' playmate deported
Argentinean model wants special immigration status and re-entry to U.S.

Here‘s a believe it or not story. Talented foreigners around the world are flashing their skills to get into this country, of course. But very few have the assets of Argentine bombshell Dorismar. The former “Playboy” playmate was rounded up by immigration authorities and deported with her husband on January 5 after living illegally in Miami for five years.

Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”

Tucker Carlson was joined by Dorismar‘s attorney, Michael Feldenkrais, to discuss this quest for special immigration status.

Interview transcript in link - might want to read it...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11046018/

What a novelty! Attractive stupid people trying to get their own way because they're attractive! That never happened to me in what we'll call high school! No, never!

(And I don't mean me, I was just as ugly then as I am now)

Thanks to JM for this!

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#2 Deepsycher

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 04:06 PM

Unclear about skills unless they played all day and did no work. As for dressing up to look pretty as you say the judge called her, "an alien of extraordinary ability", in this case of calling prettiness a skill. So those types of people like a society that looks "pretty" and "trendy."

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 17 February 2006 - 04:07 PM

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 04:25 PM

That is too funny. This country really does need more porn stars.

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#4 Deepsycher

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 05:10 PM

To me the stars I see in space at night look more appealing in values compare to that. Cannot see how those people are classed as an offence and the relation to a planet star. Why are people who dress up to look pretty called stars and not decorations?

As for taken little interest I do not know what important purposes they serve other than decorations.

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 07:58 PM

(((I have no comment about the article, just wanted to make clear that I disagree with Chyld's statement about him being ugly

)))

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#6 Deepsycher

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 08:58 PM

So looking at an object, calling that talented on how it appears to look without knowing how is it made and the quality of materials used. The judge in this case looks at the person and from his point of view states what appears to be, is.

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 09:41 PM

hehe one of the few instances I have to agree with Tucker Carlson, he really kicked that lawyers ass in a verbal manner of speaking.

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Feb 17 2006, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why are people who dress up to look pretty called stars and not decorations?

I don't know when, but I simply have to use that line at least once in my life (maybe with a little modification). That really is awesome.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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#9 Deepsycher

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Posted 17 February 2006 - 10:09 PM

Do you know why we now have 5A's instead of 4K's?

"People like that use a car battery. The problem is when they go flat which happened to be in five years in this case; the weight becomes an overhead on speed after exceeding four kilograms. Just couldn't move as fast past the number five this time."

Could have been a mistake: But never mind after seeing, the judge gave them a certificate of 5 A's and now they are weightless again.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 17 February 2006 - 10:28 PM

#10 Chyld

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 18 2006, 12:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

(((I have no comment about the article, just wanted to make clear that I disagree with Chyld's statement about him being ugly

)))

One in a million, Spoon, one in a million.

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#11 Deepsycher

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 05:47 PM

As for a poor taste in looks, I am able to think most of the time when an object looks good in quality. Generally why are people described in looks as good and ugly?

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 06:28 PM

Because they obviously don't want to hand out greencards to Quasimodo.

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#13 Deepsycher

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 06:57 PM

I see now that Quasimodo is a club but I don't know how the green cards relate to this sense.

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 07:41 PM

What I don’t understand is: if English is your first language, how come English doesn’t seem to make too much sense to you.

Just curious, please don’t take offence.

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#15 Deepsycher

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 08:00 PM

Oh it does. I know a green card is a card that is coloured green and in this case could be used as an entry to the club. Well if the language did not make much sense to me, I won't be able to read, write and explain in detail what I type or even be here.