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ASK COBNAT!!! Ask me any question and I will do my best to answer... well why the he

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:22 AM

Why cant elephants jump?
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:36 AM

Sell yourself. Why should I petition you rather then Barend?
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 05:47 PM

Why sex?
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 05:59 PM

Why not?
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:42 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 13 2006, 04:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Look, I was about a couple weeks ago going to make a "Ask random fictional people" thread. I was going to every week pretend to be different fictional people, and answer people's questions in the manner of that person. I had each week planned out for three months! But then the day before I was going to post it, SWIU posted "Ask Jesus". And that gave a bad name to the ask threads. And now you do it, and insist EVERY post in your thread is a question. Sometimes, even in "Ask Barend", not every post is a question.


NOT A FUCKING QUESTION!!!

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 13 2006, 04:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where are my car keys?


Have you checked the inside of your car?

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 13 2006, 05:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why cant elephants jump?


They are way to ignorant and haven't evolved to a point where they know how to jump.

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Feb 13 2006, 05:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why should I petition you rather then Barend?


You shouldnt, Barend is older and has more exp, I just want to have something to do after school.

QUOTE (EwokHunter @ Feb 13 2006, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why sex?

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 13 2006, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why not?

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:48 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 13 2006, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have you checked the inside of your car?


How come you answered a question with a question?
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Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:59 PM

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NOT A FUCKING QUESTION!!!



That is just what I was talking about. Look COBNAT, you can't expect everyone to reply exactly the way you want them too. It's impolite, it's uncaring, and frankly, you're not near as funny as Barend. I'll go ask him a question.

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 01:41 AM

Why is this thread even here?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 04:53 AM

And I haven't even got a car...

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:21 AM

QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ Feb 13 2006, 05:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How come you answered a question with a question?


Becouse I am the son of God, and hence I have a right to.

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 14 2006, 01:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And I haven't even got a car...


So why ask the question, and why always have your writing in smaller font then everyone else!? Are you trying to be different!?

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Why is this thread even here?


Why shouldnt there be?
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Post icon  Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:24 AM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 14 2006, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So why ask the question, and why always have your writing in smaller font then everyone else!?

Because it makes me look cool. cool.gif

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 14 2006, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you trying to be different!?

Am I not?

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:33 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 14 2006, 02:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because it makes me look cool. cool.gif


Ah... delusional.

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 14 2006, 02:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am I not?


Touche.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 02:35 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 14 2006, 01:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this thread even here?

My sentiments exactly.
If you want to try and be funny (which you are failing miserably at, I might add) you could at least try to come up with an original idea.
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Posted 14 February 2006 - 03:18 PM

Even mine was more original. Though not m,uch.

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 06:45 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 14 2006, 05:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Becouse I am the son of God, and hence I have a right to.

Well now, aren't we all? If you take that kind of mentality anyways.
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