Cheney Shot First - Chefelf.com Night Life

(2 Pages)
1
2
→

You cannot start a new topic
Add Reply

Cheney Shot First VP Shoots Hunting Buddy

#1 StarWarsIsUs

Awesome Possum

Group: Members
Posts: 1,358
Joined: 20-April 05
Location:Skywalker Ranch
Country:United States

Posted 12 February 2006 - 07:58 PM

What do you guys think of THIS? Come on! You know you want to share your thoughts!

Edit: The title now hurts my eyes less!
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderator

This post has been edited by Slade: 12 February 2006 - 08:16 PM

SecretShadow (SuperShadow's main adversary)

Endor Holocaust
FIND OUT THE TRUTH

#2 Slade

Full of Bombs and/or Keys

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 8,626
Joined: 30-November 03
Gender:Male
Location:Columbia, SC
Interests:I like stuff.
Country:United States

Posted 12 February 2006 - 08:14 PM

... This isn't a debate club topic, and you didn't even bother to link the actual news article so the uninformed will know what you're talking about. And you also didn't actually ask a question, and the title is just obnoxious... This is heading over to the Lobby after I fix the title so it hurts my eyes slightly less.

I also submitted the link to the Crappy News Team for a going over, so it might be on the News Desk soon, rendering this thread redundant and out of place.

Vice President Acidentally Shoots Hunting Partner While on Expedition

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#3 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

Group: Members
Posts: 4,560
Joined: 26-December 05
Gender:Not Telling
Location:Three octaves down to your left.
Interests:Thermonuclear warfare and other pleasantries.
Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 13 February 2006 - 06:27 AM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs)

What do you guys think of THIS? Come on! You know you want to share your thoughts!

Well, apparently Cheney shot some dude by accident.

Quote

Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

#4 Sailor Abbey

Queen of the Harpies

Group: Members
Posts: 2,122
Joined: 29-March 05
Gender:Female
Location:the land of Huskies
Interests:Defending the forces of evil from the whiney forces of good; spreading awareness about violence and its ability to solve all problems - from the very smallest to the very stupid…est…; sticking up for the little guy, as long as the little guy shares my point of view or is willing to convert in exchange for some ‘sticking up for’; and of course, plotting world domination and putting and end to reality tv once and for all. Oh, and beautiful women.
Country:United States

Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:23 AM

Reminds me of that scene from Wedding Crashers.

The Seppala Siberian Sled Dog

#5 SimeSublime

Monkey Proof

Group: Moderators
Posts: 6,619
Joined: 06-May 04
Gender:Male
Location:Perth, Western Australia
Country:Australia

Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:24 AM

Meyh, thats what you get for going hunting, guns are bad, etc etc.

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?

#6 barend

Anchor Head Anchor Man

Group: Crappy News Team
Posts: 11,839
Joined: 12-November 03
Gender:Male
Location:Nieuw Holland
Interests:The Beers of Western Europe, Cognac, and constantly claiming the world would have been a better place if Napoleon had won.
Country:Australia

Posted 13 February 2006 - 08:31 PM

you're suppose to accidentally shoot up the ladder...

there's only one person you're ment to shoot when you're the VP

>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)

Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |

Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)

#7 Jordan

Tummy Friend

Group: Members
Posts: 3,161
Joined: 31-October 03
Location:Mars
Interests:I have none.
Country:Ethiopia

Posted 14 February 2006 - 12:28 AM

Ya, it reminds me of wedding crashers too. LOL, only his poor guy was over 60 and was shot in the face.

Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum

#8 Sailor Abbey

Queen of the Harpies

Group: Members
Posts: 2,122
Joined: 29-March 05
Gender:Female
Location:the land of Huskies
Interests:Defending the forces of evil from the whiney forces of good; spreading awareness about violence and its ability to solve all problems - from the very smallest to the very stupid…est…; sticking up for the little guy, as long as the little guy shares my point of view or is willing to convert in exchange for some ‘sticking up for’; and of course, plotting world domination and putting and end to reality tv once and for all. Oh, and beautiful women.
Country:United States

Posted 14 February 2006 - 08:58 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Feb 14 2006, 12:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ya, it reminds me of wedding crashers too. LOL, only his poor guy was over 60 and was shot in the face.

I heard the bird shot barely broke the skin. So it couldnt have been as funny.

The Seppala Siberian Sled Dog

#9 Jordan

Tummy Friend

Group: Members
Posts: 3,161
Joined: 31-October 03
Location:Mars
Interests:I have none.
Country:Ethiopia

Posted 14 February 2006 - 10:56 AM

I'm not sure what bird shot is, salt?

LOL, I could so goolge that question myself. but meh

Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum

#10 Sailor Abbey

Queen of the Harpies

Group: Members
Posts: 2,122
Joined: 29-March 05
Gender:Female
Location:the land of Huskies
Interests:Defending the forces of evil from the whiney forces of good; spreading awareness about violence and its ability to solve all problems - from the very smallest to the very stupid…est…; sticking up for the little guy, as long as the little guy shares my point of view or is willing to convert in exchange for some ‘sticking up for’; and of course, plotting world domination and putting and end to reality tv once and for all. Oh, and beautiful women.
Country:United States

Posted 14 February 2006 - 11:12 AM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Feb 14 2006, 10:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm not sure what bird shot is, salt?

LOL, I could so goolge that question myself. but meh

tiny little pellets designed to inflict minor damage - usually only strong enough to kill birds - very delicate creatures.

The Seppala Siberian Sled Dog

#11 Wayne

Level Boss

Group: Members
Posts: 448
Joined: 06-February 05
Location:Redbank SC
Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 14 February 2006 - 08:27 PM

He can hit a human. I don't see why he skipped out on Nam...

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

#12 Slade

Full of Bombs and/or Keys

Group: Head Moderator
Posts: 8,626
Joined: 30-November 03
Gender:Male
Location:Columbia, SC
Interests:I like stuff.
Country:United States

Posted 14 February 2006 - 11:04 PM

Quails don't shoot back.

But lets not bring politics into a thread about a politician being stupid.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#13 Spoon Poetic

Pimpin'

Group: Moderators
Posts: 2,876
Joined: 27-September 05
Gender:Female
Country:United States

Posted 14 February 2006 - 11:56 PM

Hate to disappoint you, but it wasn't the politician being stupid. The guy that got shot went off to look for a bird he shot, and then came back into proximity of the remaining two hunters, unannounced. Anyone that knows anything about hunting knows you NEVER do that. Cheney was in the process of trying to shoot a bird, and the guy got in the line of fire.

And now he may die, because one of the pellets struck near his heart, and he's had a heart attack.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#14 Kirby

Zzzz

Group: Members
Posts: 1,543
Joined: 06-September 04
Location:Sucked into the gravity of barend's post count
Interests:Geeking out and nerding it up.
Country:United States

Posted 15 February 2006 - 12:07 AM

Govenment Conspiracy Warning!

In hunting trips people tend to get ratassed drunk. I wouldn't put Cheny as an exception. Why else would the Secret Service keep him away from the local athouritys for a full 12 hours? Besides, quales are short and don't fly straight up like phesants, why did that guy get shot in the upper body then? Eh?

Government Conspiracy Warning! You Have Been Warned!

The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever