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Posted 09 February 2006 - 09:23 AM

I don't find any humor in this thread either, and echo Heccubus' sentiments. There's a lot of context to humor, and this is not in any of it.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:07 PM

Problem is, the first answer to a question was disrespectful.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:15 PM

Hmm... comedy's fine. Even if it's about religion. After all, everything's somehow bound to hurt someone else's feelings if that special person can't be arsed to think a little bit more about it.

Then again, this joke was already done, under different cirumstances in a different show. Plus, I don't want to sound offensive here, but the first reply to a question wasn't really funny in my opinion. unsure.gif

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:17 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 9 2006, 09:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't find any humor in this thread either, and echo Heccubus' sentiments. There's a lot of context to humor, and this is not in any of it.

The forum poster Jesus was only topped by Jon Gutner. biggrin.gif


Who's Joh Gutner?
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:20 PM

Do a search for him. laugh.gif

BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:42 PM

I did and I still dont know who it is.

What does BLAHMBABAGO mean?
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 12:47 PM

Unfortunately noone can explain just what the BLAHMBABAGO is, you'll have to see it for yourself, Neo... err... Abbey.

I think this one is quite a representative topic -

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:09 PM

*sigh* I suppose I’ll just have to consign myself to lostness. sad.gif
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:49 PM

Thanks for just coming and pissing all over my thread, guys. (special thanks to Abby and Gobbler for having rational thought, though)



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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:57 PM

I have it on good authority that Jesus Christ will return again. smile.gif
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 06:13 PM

Maybe in a Corvett. And maybe Despondant and I can sit down and have a serious discussion some time.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 06:51 PM

One might ask why we'd need an ask a Deity thread when we already have ask Barend.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 06:53 PM

Well, a last question for Jesus:
Someone of Chefelf is going to the Heaven?
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 09:59 PM

*Sigh*
Jesus, I'm having some trouble. You see, I've recently been labelled a convicted sex offender. The problem is, this charge is bullshit. I know they say that "only 16 year olds can give consent-" but I swear she was behind everthing! She practically begged me to do it! Or at least, she didn't ever tell me to stop! When you're soliciting sex from minors in head trauma wards in childrens hospitals, you'd expect them to give you some negative feedback, but nooooo. They just can't be bothered.
Please Jesus, all I ask is that you use your devine powers to sway the jury. And maybe to get me a good job in a daycare.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 11:25 PM

Yeah...I normally don't mind poking fun at religion, but this...this is just wrong.

And by the way, just because you say the thread is closed doesn't mean it is. That Heccubus's job.
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