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Posted 08 February 2006 - 06:36 PM







Come ye, ask and ye shall receive (in food stamps)

This is the thread for you to ask Jesus those questions you have always wanted to ask him!



PS: He will answer when he gets the time. Jesus Christ is one busy mofo! smile.gif

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Posted 08 February 2006 - 07:15 PM

I already ask him questions, no thanks.
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 07:18 PM

Yes, i think asking Jesus questions is meant for prayer.
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 08:02 PM

I find this to be in poor taste.
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 08:14 PM

This is a blasphemous retort sad.gif or smile.gif whatever it does it will be
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 10:16 PM

Was Judas hot? Did you kiss him back?
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Posted 08 February 2006 - 10:34 PM

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Was Judas hot? Did you kiss him back?




No, my child. Contrary to very popular belief, I was not a homo. Instead, I chose to be a polygamist. Just ask the Mormons... Mary Magdalene and the 'other' Mary spent much time with me. Simply because I and my 777 wives were very much "in love".

Love they 777 wives like you love yourself, and sexy nights can never go wrong, my friends! Bye-bye for now.


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You aren't supposed to pray to Jesus Christ. You are supposed to pray to God THROUGH Jesus Christ.

All your prayers to JC Pimp Daddy are devoid if you pray just to him without the father! Silly children.

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I find this to be in poor taste.


Funny. I don't see you replying to my George Lucas threads that often. They must be not in poor taste, right?

I'm an equal-opportunist. Just like you guys do to other people, no one is safe from my satire. No one. That is what made South Park one of the strongest selling and popular animated shows. They joke about EVERYTHING.

You people are attempting to play the hero by coming in here and standing up for your beliefs. That is somewhat hypocrital, IMO, considering some of the stuff you say in the other threads/forums.

Oh well. Life is not perfect. Life is funny, though. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 01:56 AM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Feb 8 2006, 08:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I find this to be in poor taste.

I am inclined to agree... dry.gif
You can claim "satire" all you want but there's nothing satirical about referring to someone's god as "JC Pimp Daddy". South Park's satiricial use of Jesus was funny in that a town so debauched and peculiar, the son of God lived as a resident, hosting a popular public access talk show. Not because they gave him a "funny" name.

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 02:03 AM

If I were to start a "Ask Allah" thread or the "Oracle of Shiva" thread, and then proceed to make a mockery of these or other religious icons, I do believe I would be butchered alive. Is Christianity different? I don't care what religion it is, I agree with those before me that have "found this to be in poor taste."

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Posted 09 February 2006 - 03:38 AM



Poor taste in humour at least. Ye are all like dry rivers flowing into the desert... I guess.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 04:33 AM

*sigh* I wish the REAL Jesus was still posting here...he'd set this straight. I was sad to see he didn't show up for his annual birthday thread. sad.gif
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 05:57 AM

See? Now there is some good humour. God bless you.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 07:19 AM

Of course, one would have to realize that Jesus Christ WAS a registered user who popped up occasionally to spread wisdom and goodwill. Like...not kidding.

At all.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 07:35 AM

He really isn't kidding.
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Posted 09 February 2006 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 9 2006, 02:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I were to start a "Ask Allah" thread or the "Oracle of Shiva" thread, and then proceed to make a mockery of these or other religious icons, I do believe I would be butchered alive. Is Christianity different? I don't care what religion it is, I agree with those before me that have "found this to be in poor taste."


Well, unlike Allah and Shiva, Jesus was a flesh and blood human being at one time or another, and I like to think that he had a sense of humor. I think the Jesus on South Park kicks ass, and I don't see anything tasteless about the possible humor that could come out of this thread - as long as it wasnt blatantly disrespectful - which could be hard to do. I don’t know how they manage it on South Park and I'm not sure how starwarsisus was going to manage it - but I give him credit for trying.
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