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Posted 08 February 2006 - 12:55 PM

Just found an audio version of this Episode III parody script. Enjoy...
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 07:30 AM

"The CLONE TROOPERS kill most of the adult Jedi,
while the challenging task of murdering children can only be
undertaken by the DARK LORD OF THE SITH"

Tha is a good one...How could I miss it laugh.gif
This script is better that ROTS in one respect at last - thay actually say children rather than younglings. Bad though this scripwriter undoubtedly is, he probably still could not bring himself to type this word...Or have someone speak it...
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 03:54 AM

"I am leaving Hayden, even though you are writhing in agony I won't do the humane thing and put you out of your misery. You're the dick though."

HAHAHA!!! laugh.gif Brilliant, too many good quotes.

The really sad part is that even though they manage to capture many of the gripes we have with RotS there's a truckload of unused material just as worthy of trashing. And there is wisdom in these words:

"...director George Lucas must really enjoy watching his obsessive fans rationalize obvious flaws."
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Posted 28 February 2006 - 12:11 PM

Enjoyed it. Thanks for the link Helena!
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