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#1 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 10:14 AM

Like the round from "Have I Got News For You". Basically, you take a newspaper headline, cover up one or more of the words, and everyone has to guess what the correct answer, or atleast a funny one.

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Google pulls 'We don't ------" statement

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 11:21 AM

Pull statements.

What is behind the --------- of textbooks?

(Two words missing)
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 11:46 AM

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Are the missing words line senstive?

Google pulls "We don't settle" statement?

It's all Go---- to them.

Simply, a copied line: It's not ------- science.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 12:35 PM

You basically, take a line, and remove whatever you want and replace it with a blank. In the TV show they just show the printed headline and black out the missing words. I would do it that way but I can't be assed.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:20 PM

"This Game _____"
OH NO!!!
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:32 PM

Perplexes the moronic?

Ian Blair apologises for ___________ ___________
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 07:27 PM

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Martha Stewart: "I can not be ______"
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 07:29 PM

I love ___________________ Dew!!!!!
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 08:05 PM

Shut up about ______ ___, Revan.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 10:44 PM

______ your Mountain Dew, Revan.
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Posted 28 January 2006 - 04:20 PM

Drink? Up your arse shove? Put cheese in? Give me?

"Christianity is _______ ______ _____ _________________" Says Dr Lecter

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 04:43 PM

Complete and total bullshit.

" T and R too ____" Complains ____ _______

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 05:31 PM

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 09:24 AM

I know, part of the point, if you've ever seen the show, which is unlikely if you live outside of Blighty since it's a topical news quiz, is that people say deliberately wrong but humourous answers in an attempt to abuse the headline. Elaborate on your answer and engage in as much thread drift as possible.

This of course requires the headline to be as open as possible.

Something like POPE DENIES ______ SPOTTED IN VATICAN.
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