The Rejoicing Post (for elation) (flipside of The Depression thread)
#1352
Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:31 PM
Icey, you have officially confused me. You have a cane now? What, did you hurt yourself or is it all just for show? You know, "better than a puppy" and all.
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1353
Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:47 PM
EM: I discovered that chemistry is a lot more fun and easier to understand if you turn it into a bunch of "two compounds walk into a bar" jokes. It doesn't matter that they never have punchlines. That just makes them funnier.
E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.
And then they walk out of the bar again.
...
*crickets chirping*
....
Well, it seemed funny at the time.
E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.
And then they walk out of the bar again.
...
*crickets chirping*
....
Well, it seemed funny at the time.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#1355
Posted 09 November 2006 - 12:01 AM
*catches the tomato*
*eats the tomato*
I like tomatoes.
*eats the tomato*
I like tomatoes.
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#1357
Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:30 AM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 9 2006, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EM: I discovered that chemistry is a lot more fun and easier to understand if you turn it into a bunch of "two compounds walk into a bar" jokes. It doesn't matter that they never have punchlines. That just makes them funnier.
E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.
And then they walk out of the bar again.
...
*crickets chirping*
....
Well, it seemed funny at the time.
E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.
And then they walk out of the bar again.
...
*crickets chirping*
....
Well, it seemed funny at the time.
Bravo! *claps*
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#1358
Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:10 AM
Well, what are you waiting for, man? Get up there and post a picture of you leaning on that cane with a face-full of stubble and a grumpy disposition! The fangirl demands it!
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#1360
Posted 09 November 2006 - 04:55 PM
EM: I think I aced that chemistry test. D+ average, here I come!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#1361
Posted 09 November 2006 - 05:40 PM
I failed Math Exam, but I didn't fail Math. I got 50 in the exam but I don't know why I got 75 in Math if I failed the exam and never do the homework. 84 in Chemistry, oh yeah! 92 in History, oh yeah! (I was supposed to do an exposition but I told the teacher I already did the exposition) 85 in Music! 88 in English Grammar! But I failed English Literature and English Reading Comprehension.
#1362
Posted 10 November 2006 - 04:06 AM
Somehow the last part doesn't surprise me much. HAHA! Ewok you are awesome!
Elated Moments: Alexander is being awesome. His grandparents gave him a plastic bike for his second birthday. He's been biking around the house since, and I gave him a couple o' teddies. Eeyore and a DRAGON! And he runs around with a square plastic bucket on his head roaring at me! Chasing me as I run in circles around him untill he falls to the ground laughing!
He has the dragon and Eeyore in the trunk of his bike!
Elated Moments: Alexander is being awesome. His grandparents gave him a plastic bike for his second birthday. He's been biking around the house since, and I gave him a couple o' teddies. Eeyore and a DRAGON! And he runs around with a square plastic bucket on his head roaring at me! Chasing me as I run in circles around him untill he falls to the ground laughing!
He has the dragon and Eeyore in the trunk of his bike!
#1363
Posted 10 November 2006 - 07:21 AM
I think the sheer level of cuteness of that picture has made something in my brain go "pop"...
...So much so I just had to correct an obscene number of careless spelling errors in that one sentence alone.
Have you any bucket-headed photos?
...So much so I just had to correct an obscene number of careless spelling errors in that one sentence alone.
Have you any bucket-headed photos?
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994