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The Rejoicing Post (for elation) (flipside of The Depression thread)

#1351 User is offline   Icey Icon

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 05:35 PM

I love the smell, I love it to tiny pieces. I was just thinking that this newfound closeness that me and Gregory House seem to share might make people jealous.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:31 PM

Icey, you have officially confused me. You have a cane now? What, did you hurt yourself or is it all just for show? You know, "better than a puppy" and all.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:47 PM

EM: I discovered that chemistry is a lot more fun and easier to understand if you turn it into a bunch of "two compounds walk into a bar" jokes. It doesn't matter that they never have punchlines. That just makes them funnier.

E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.

And then they walk out of the bar again.

...


*crickets chirping*

....

Well, it seemed funny at the time.
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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:57 PM

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(*throws a tomato*)
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 12:01 AM

*catches the tomato*

*eats the tomato*

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 03:00 AM

I got the cane for my 20 year old birthday, as that was me ascending into old folk times. I got the House cane almost six months ago and did notice untill yesterday! biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 9 2006, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EM: I discovered that chemistry is a lot more fun and easier to understand if you turn it into a bunch of "two compounds walk into a bar" jokes. It doesn't matter that they never have punchlines. That just makes them funnier.

E.g. "So theres this sodium chloride molecule and this potassium iodide, and they walk into a bar. So, right, this sodium atom says to the potassium atom, "hey, nice anion", and the potassium atom says, "Thanks, I like yours too", and the sodium atom's like, "Wanna trade?", and the potassium atom's like, sure, so they trade and become potassium chloride and sodium iodide.

And then they walk out of the bar again.

...
*crickets chirping*

....

Well, it seemed funny at the time.



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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:10 AM

Well, what are you waiting for, man? Get up there and post a picture of you leaning on that cane with a face-full of stubble and a grumpy disposition! The fangirl demands it!
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:15 AM

EM: Caffeine!
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 04:55 PM

EM: I think I aced that chemistry test. D+ average, here I come!
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Posted 09 November 2006 - 05:40 PM

I failed Math Exam, but I didn't fail Math. I got 50 in the exam but I don't know why I got 75 in Math if I failed the exam and never do the homework. 84 in Chemistry, oh yeah! 92 in History, oh yeah! (I was supposed to do an exposition but I told the teacher I already did the exposition) 85 in Music! 88 in English Grammar! But I failed English Literature and English Reading Comprehension.
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 04:06 AM

Somehow the last part doesn't surprise me much. HAHA! Ewok you are awesome!

Elated Moments: Alexander is being awesome. His grandparents gave him a plastic bike for his second birthday. He's been biking around the house since, and I gave him a couple o' teddies. Eeyore and a DRAGON! And he runs around with a square plastic bucket on his head roaring at me! Chasing me as I run in circles around him untill he falls to the ground laughing! wub.gif



He has the dragon and Eeyore in the trunk of his bike!
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 07:21 AM

I think the sheer level of cuteness of that picture has made something in my brain go "pop"... wub.gif

...So much so I just had to correct an obscene number of careless spelling errors in that one sentence alone.

Have you any bucket-headed photos?
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 09:03 AM

I'll try to arrange some in a bit over a week + a cane photo, the stubble will be a problem as I am very blonde and my facial hair is nigh invisible. Will consider using mascara to make it pop out. tongue.gif
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Posted 10 November 2006 - 10:15 AM

Crap, your son's getting big... At this rate, he'll be 50 feet tall in three years or so. HE MUST BE STOPPED!
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