Edit: Elated Moment: I've discovered the answer to all my problems! I'm going to rob a bank. It's a win-win situation: if I don't get caught, money will be the solution to everything! If I do get caught, I will get a free place to live, free food, free clothes, free medical, even free television and access to a gymnasium and basketball courts and stuff! (God bless the American prison system?) And Sime even gave me a way to bring my stupid mean printmaking teacher down with me! *glee*
She lives at Plattsburg college.
Also, I'd like to get in on the bank robbing with you. I can't imagine it being so difficult. Over the past two years I've heard news stories of people robbing banks in NYS and doing the most infinitesimally stupid things to get caught. For example taking a taxi straight home from the bank you just robbed. I don't believe we'd do anything so dumb. I also know some people that I could get weapons off of (no joke). Of course, I wouldn't want to go to prison.