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The Rejoicing Post (for elation) (flipside of The Depression thread)

#1306 User is offline   Zatoichi Icon

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Oct 23 2006, 11:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's she live, Z?

Edit: Elated Moment: I've discovered the answer to all my problems! I'm going to rob a bank. It's a win-win situation: if I don't get caught, money will be the solution to everything! If I do get caught, I will get a free place to live, free food, free clothes, free medical, even free television and access to a gymnasium and basketball courts and stuff! (God bless the American prison system?) And Sime even gave me a way to bring my stupid mean printmaking teacher down with me! *glee*


She lives at Plattsburg college.

Also, I'd like to get in on the bank robbing with you. I can't imagine it being so difficult. Over the past two years I've heard news stories of people robbing banks in NYS and doing the most infinitesimally stupid things to get caught. For example taking a taxi straight home from the bank you just robbed. I don't believe we'd do anything so dumb. I also know some people that I could get weapons off of (no joke). Of course, I wouldn't want to go to prison.
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 04:13 PM

Well, hopefully we wouldn't go to prison - I was just saying that if I did happen to get caught, it really wouldn't be such a bad deal.

You're welcome to join in on the fun, the more the merrier! ...Any other takers?
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 04:29 PM

oo, I'll get in on that! I'm a ninja so we won't get caught. ph34r.gif
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 04:41 PM

Spoon, if you get caught, there's no Internet in prison. sad.gif
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 06:56 PM

Pilllaging and not getting caught is in my blood, and even if I DO get caught, in the end they'll just make me their king or something.

It's all over history, y'know.

At worst, I'd manage to convince them I'm a girl and get sent to ladies' prison.
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:37 AM

It should be implied due to our previous conversation, but you had me convinced. Plus, it seems a lot easier and less painful then punching the road.
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:44 AM

Elated Moment! I have a team of hardened would-be criminals!
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:15 PM

Hardened?

*snickers*
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 09:26 PM

Well... Aren't you? tongue.gif
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Posted 26 October 2006 - 06:21 PM

EM: Turns out that in the D20 Apocalypse game the angry mutants who want to eat us and are about 36 seconds away from where we are, actually don't know we're there like I thought they did. Which is pretty incredible, given the fact that we've been hitting people in the face with poleaxes/ swearing loudly when we get hit with things.

Still though, seems like a good idea to move a way a little bit before we try to torture information out of the mutant we captured.
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Posted 28 October 2006 - 05:29 AM

Elated Moment, I looked very hot last night. I looked hot enough to compell a person to go seek.... Stress relief. I am, ecstatic.
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Posted 29 October 2006 - 08:30 PM

Elated moment: I'm 98% done getting my girlfriend her Christmas-birthday presents!
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 10:27 PM

Elation/cause for celebration: Up until recently, I thought that several people that are taller than me were lying (or shouldn't have been so certain) about their heights because I only came to 6'3/4" and they were claiming to be several inches taller when they were quite apparently not. Measuring my height with a tape measurer recently showed me to be about 6'2". Since I know that I haven't had a growth spurt, or anyhting in years, I must wonder. Have all of the doctors that I've gone to recently had some kind of inferiority complex or some such thing?

And yes, for those of you wondering, being a whole inch or so taller at over 6ft. does matter to me. I call it vanity.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

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Posted 30 October 2006 - 11:08 PM

Elated Moment 1: Tomorrow's Halloween, the most wonderful time of the year!

Elated Moment 2: The day after tomorrow, I get to play the new Sam & Max game!

Elated Moment 3: I've got the first two episodes of Torchwood queued up for downloading! I had forgotten about that show completely until about an hour ago, and now I feel I may "EEEeee" in pure delight.

Elated Moment 4: I pwnd my German vocabulary quiz.



...Not So Elated Realization: I've been saying "pwnd" far too much.
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Posted 31 October 2006 - 02:54 AM

In real-life or just on the net?

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