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31 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW - the conspiracy revealed

#61 User is offline   Cobnat Icon

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 10:13 PM

Good. But why?
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Posted 13 August 2006 - 07:44 PM

i shall ellaboorate soon
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 04:04 PM

I know I am a year late but stay with me; it was hard to find a list which a guy writes what he wants from girls.

10 Traits That Make You A Great Girlfriend

10. She’s independent

No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if she’s had a rough day at work, it’s great to be her shoulder to cry on, but if she can’t seem to function without you and is constantly after you, she will eventually make you feel like you’re suffocating, which is a surefire way to get you running out the nearest exit. On the other hand, if she has her very own personality and opinions, can stand on her own two feet, both financially and emotionally, and is able to enjoy time away from you - while still missing you, of course - then she must be a great girlfriend.


You might as well ask for one of those automated robot wives they had in the 60s.

9. She’s intelligent

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the bimbo routine gets real old, real fast. Instead of being the one in total control, you’ll find yourself trying to figure out what she’s really thinking behind those glazed eyes of hers - or if she’s actually thinking at all. An intelligent woman will constantly surprise you and keep you on your toes. She won’t let you get bored of her. Besides, it’s nice to have something to talk about between all that chandelier-hanging sex.


So in other words you believe that if a girl is stupid then it is because of an act and not because she is in fact stupid? Of course intelligent can also mean that she knows how to cheat on you behind your back.

8. She’s sexual

While we’re on the topic, a great girlfriend has to be sexually compatible with you. For instance, if you’re into S&M and she’s more the “fluffy lingerie” type, that’s a problem. The two of you have to be on the same page - or, at least, she has to be willing to wear leather and use a whip from time to time. Of course, this doesn’t imply that she has to know all the right moves straight away; it simply means that you and she have an undeniable attraction toward each other, and are able to communicate your desires verbally (or with physical cues). It is important that you please each other in the bedroom, or on top of the dryer - whatever the case may be.


And what about what she wants? I doubt any mentally normal woman wants to be whipped or start whipping her lover unless you did something to really piss her off.

7. She’s beautiful

I know, this one is kind of obvious, but important nonetheless. A great girlfriend will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. She should always look her best and be well put together - matching lingerie is a definite plus. You have to be proud to have her on your arm and enjoy the sight of her in any light. And this doesn’t mean that she has to be a Heidi Klum clone. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so if you think her full bottom or uncontrollable curls are beautiful, you’re allowed.


You make a good point which follows a really shitty point. So I guess also she has to be is bearable looking but if she looks like a model then it’s a bonus?

6. She respects you

This is a biggie. Your woman must respect you. This means that she listens to you, even if she doesn’t necessarily agree with what you’re saying. And, of course, she never tries to demean or belittle you in any way, shape or form. A great girlfriend won’t ever cause scenes in public or in front of your friends and family, and will always wait to discuss matters with you in private. If she respects you, chances are that she will behave in a tactful and diplomatic manner in most situations, which is definitely a good thing.


Exception: you are dancing in the mall in your underpants and a bucket on your head.

5. She lets you be a man

Do not - I repeat - do not get involved with a woman who tries to get you to eat cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast and insists that you give up poker night with the guys. You will end up resenting her more than you can imagine. A good girlfriend lets you be a guy in all your glory, poker night and all. If she’s a great girlfriend, she’ll even bring you and your buddies a couple of beers and make you some of her famous sandwiches. She has to understand that men and women are different and should allow you to be yourself. Just like you wouldn’t deprive her of going shopping with her best girlfriend, she shouldn’t expect you to give up the guys for her.


If she asks you to dump a tramp you are also fucking then you reply with “stop trying to change me, woman!” and she will have to leave it at that.

4. She’s nagless

There is nothing worse than a nag! A great girlfriend knows this and chooses her battles wisely. She knows when to speak up and when to let it slide. You don’t want a girlfriend who will give you hell for leaving a couple of dishes in the sink occasionally. However, if you live together and you stay out all night without calling her, and she lets you have it, then you’re setting yourself up for disaster. This is a situation that nobody would let slide - not even a great girlfriend.


So I guess sleeping with her best friend should just slip form her mind then?

3. She gets along with friends and family

A great girlfriend will not only help your mom in the kitchen, listen to your dad’s stories and hang out with your friends, but she will enjoy it. She’ll make a real effort to get to know and love the most important people in your life. And she won’t try to get you to ditch your best buds. She’ll actually empathize with your brother’s getting dumped and suggest that you guys take him out to cheer him up. Not only that, but your friends won’t roll their eyes and moan when you mention that she’ll be joining you guys when she gets off work (yes, women like this do exist).


This reminds me of the other list I did. No one can please everyone; no one should even try unless they are a prostitute or gigolo.

2. She loves you

If you have found a woman who loves you for who you really are and not who you pretend or try to be sometimes, you should definitely hang on to her. A woman who doesn’t try to change you is hard to find. Of course, all women have their slightly annoying habits that their mate has to contend with, but if she really loves you, she will be able to cope with these. Another way to know if she really loves you is by observing the way she looks at you and treats you on an everyday basis. If the sight of you doesn’t seem to faze her either way, and she doesn’t really seem to care about what you have to say, she’s either playing very hard to get, or sees you as just some guy. But if a surprise visit or phone call from you makes her light up, there’s no denying that she loves you.


I thought this was a list about what guys want? Burning energy is not what guys want, damnit!

1. She makes you want to be a better man

Stop making that face… any man who has a great girlfriend or wife will tell you that she makes him want to be a better man. She doesn’t have to say or do anything; it just is that way. If you suddenly feel bad about how you treated your sister or find yourself trying to get your finances in order, you might want to think about your motivation for doing so. It could be love


I just realised what has been happening! All this was a lead up to question 9! This list is in fact written by the same group of people (shallow tramps) who wrote the other two lists I made fun off!

Keep wary… they are in our midst…

This post has been edited by Cobnat: 28 August 2007 - 04:07 PM

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Posted 28 August 2007 - 04:19 PM

Erm... where do you get these things, Cobnat? unsure.gif
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 04:27 PM

this reads like an article in cosmo? a list of demands that make a great boy friend or girl friend is... stupid; does anybody make lists for friends on how to be better friends?

if you need to demand all this stuff from them, maybe you don't like them all that much
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 03:48 PM

QUOTE (OhNo_Stereo @ Aug 28 2007, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this reads like an article in cosmo? a list of demands that make a great boy friend or girl friend is... stupid; does anybody make lists for friends on how to be better friends?

if you need to demand all this stuff from them, maybe you don't like them all that much


They are lists probably written by Bimbos in order to tell Bimbo males (and wannabe Metrosexuals) how to act. Basically they are how-to-manuals for sexy time with shallow men and women.
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 08:27 PM

True, Cobnat. Also, they read like something you might find in crappy ChickLit. sick.gif
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