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Well you do a very bad job of it; Personally I find an amusing the way you pathetically try to develop yourself an online persona.
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Posted 20 January 2006 - 09:29 PM
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 20 January 2006 - 09:31 PM
Yeah, that's not the right way to get a persona. The insane barbarian is better than this!
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Posted 20 January 2006 - 10:50 PM
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 20 2006, 06:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well you do a very bad job of it; Personally I find an amusing the way you pathetically try to develop yourself an online persona.
Sorry, your using big words I cant understand, what the hell is a "job"?
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 20 2006, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, that's not the right way to get a persona. The insane barbarian is better than this!
...are you on my side or his?
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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:02 PM
Umm... His?
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Posted 20 January 2006 - 11:30 PM
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Umm... His?
Aye... everyones against me becouse Im a Keshik.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 01:36 AM
Guys.... I think DeepSchyer's a ROBOT!
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 01:43 AM
QUOTE (COBNAT @ Jan 20 2006, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aye... everyones against me becouse Im a Keshik.
Since I'm too lazy to find out for myself (and tired right now), what does that mean?
And why do I keep on thinking Russian Cossack?
Oh, and by the way, I think I have come to find that here (as in the whole forum), the two things most valued are wit and intelligence. Add a couple of quirks like Jane's stabbing fetish (or what she might think it is
) that are really a part of your personality, and you may be well recieved by all.On second thought, I'm not even sure if I make sense to myself. Stupid run-on sentences.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 02:23 AM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jan 21 2006, 07:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guys.... I think DeepSchyer's a ROBOT!
So I'm not the only one who got that impression... but I thought it didn't matter, since I somehow believed that you were really a bag-man.
This Keshik stuff is interesting, as it could be a ) some furniture from IKEA or b ) some weird reference I found in my brain to a military tactic that involved feigning retreat and then quickly hiding behind a bush/cow/mob-of-angry-pirates. My memory trails off after that. Maybe they planned to surprise their pursuers by throwing lipstick at them. Maybe they stayed there giggling until the other guys had passed, then quickly ran back to the starting point and captured the enemy flag. Maybe I need to get some more sleep.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 03:46 AM
QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Jan 20 2006, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh I did not take that seriously, just needed to add more detail. Actually from experience I have to agree, for some people that can be true.
Yeah, about that. It is never a good idea to add too much detail to a joke, it tends to lose some comedic punch if you make it too wordy.
FerEx: "A man walks into a seedy bar. The parking lot smelled of piss and that didn't change as he walked in. He was carrying a burden of asphualt between his two arms. Struggling to walk to the bartender with this great weight on his shoulders he exhasporated "What kind of drinks do you serve here" The bartender replies apatheticly to this man's plight "Only beer" After what seems an eternity of deciding the man says "Alright, procure me a beverage, chilled, and no head, and one for this large peice of the highway I picked up"
As opposed to:
"A man walks into a bar holding a peice of asphalt and says "Give me a beer, and one for the road"
A differance in funny so vast I could compare it to the grand canyon.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 09:56 AM
Ditto. The same goes for trying to overdo the fantasy elements of you're persona. Acting like a viking now and then is fine, but without a decent personality rooted in reality it get's old quickly.
Strangley enough at 4am I had this thought too. I also had the theory that there's the possibility that COBNAT might be a excellent satire of the pre-teen l33t speaking morons who inhabit the web. Think about it folks; everything's so stereotypical it has to be a joke.....
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jan 21 2006, 06:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guys.... I think DeepSchyer's a ROBOT!
Strangley enough at 4am I had this thought too. I also had the theory that there's the possibility that COBNAT might be a excellent satire of the pre-teen l33t speaking morons who inhabit the web. Think about it folks; everything's so stereotypical it has to be a joke.....
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 10:06 AM
QUOTE (Kirby @ Jan 21 2006, 03:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, about that. It is never a good idea to add too much detail to a joke, it tends to lose some comedic punch if you make it too wordy.
FerEx: "A man walks into a seedy bar. The parking lot smelled of piss and that didn't change as he walked in. He was carrying a burden of asphualt between his two arms. Struggling to walk to the bartender with this great weight on his shoulders he exhasporated "What kind of drinks do you serve here" The bartender replies apatheticly to this man's plight "Only beer" After what seems an eternity of deciding the man says "Alright, procure me a beverage, chilled, and no head, and one for this large peice of the highway I picked up"
As opposed to:
"A man walks into a bar holding a peice of asphalt and says "Give me a beer, and one for the road"
A differance in funny so vast I could compare it to the grand canyon.
FerEx: "A man walks into a seedy bar. The parking lot smelled of piss and that didn't change as he walked in. He was carrying a burden of asphualt between his two arms. Struggling to walk to the bartender with this great weight on his shoulders he exhasporated "What kind of drinks do you serve here" The bartender replies apatheticly to this man's plight "Only beer" After what seems an eternity of deciding the man says "Alright, procure me a beverage, chilled, and no head, and one for this large peice of the highway I picked up"
As opposed to:
"A man walks into a bar holding a peice of asphalt and says "Give me a beer, and one for the road"
A differance in funny so vast I could compare it to the grand canyon.
You mean to make it sound funny by wording ambiguously?
So that the readers can add to their own conclusions...
May take a while to develop that.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 10:19 AM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jan 21 2006, 01:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guys.... I think DeepSchyer's a ROBOT!
I may sound like a robot, and appear to resemble a robot, but a question I would ask to that, is why?
There is, "Always room for improvements."
Sometimes, "What appears to be isn't".
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 10:33 AM
Why do we think you're a robot? You keep asking to elaborate on jokes.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 11:33 AM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 21 2006, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do we think you're a robot? You keep asking to elaborate on jokes.
Plainly said: Ah, I don't just mean why I am thought of as a robot, but the causes behind appearing as a robot. I do understand some jokes depending on the type, but not all.
Appears to be normal and cannot see anything wrong with asking the meaning of jokes, just saves me asking them for next time.
I prefer to ask than assume if possible.
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Posted 21 January 2006 - 12:05 PM
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 21 2006, 09:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ditto. The same goes for trying to overdo the fantasy elements of you're persona. Acting like a viking now and then is fine, but without a decent personality rooted in reality it get's old quickly.
Strangley enough at 4am I had this thought too. I also had the theory that there's the possibility that COBNAT might be a excellent satire of the pre-teen l33t speaking morons who inhabit the web. Think about it folks; everything's so stereotypical it has to be a joke.....
Strangley enough at 4am I had this thought too. I also had the theory that there's the possibility that COBNAT might be a excellent satire of the pre-teen l33t speaking morons who inhabit the web. Think about it folks; everything's so stereotypical it has to be a joke.....
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 20 2006, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, that's not the right way to get a persona. The insane barbarian is better than this!
QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 20 2006, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well you do a very bad job of it; Personally I find an amusing the way you pathetically try to develop yourself an online persona.
Not quite sure if these comments were for me or Cobnat.
Just for the clear side: Deepsycher was a word I thought up at the time, not a character.
As for not finding any real meaning, this makes it helpful for me to remember.
Just a random word, nothing intended to be abstract here, unless you want it to be.
Okay?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 21 January 2006 - 12:18 PM