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Happy Birthday Barend

#1 SimeSublime

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 11:31 AM

In an attempt to appease you before you accidentally inhale the forums, I'd like to wish you a happy birthday.

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#2 Slade

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 11:37 AM

The Panache of Posting grows a year older, and a year more obnoxious!

LIGHT A HAPPY LITTLE BUG JUST FOR YOOOOOOOU!*

Happy birthday, Homstar style.

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#3 Madam Corvax

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 11:50 AM

Hell and damnation, is it already barend's birthday???? How the time flies...

Well, Happy Birthday, Monkey Boy!
May the girls of Sidney finally turn out how you don't believe them to be - loving and faithful.

May your show be finally released on DVD

And I sincerely hope your next parody project will be as good as LOTR.

You rock, man.

#4 Despondent

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 12:20 PM

Louis sends hugZ. Stuckey wants to lick your ears. I'm not so sure....

BIRTHDAY WISHES to our 500 lb. gorilla; an icon of post count, wit and aussie wonder. Have a Great one, mate!

#5 Coco

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 12:48 PM

Happy birthday barend! Have a good one, and come back soon!
And have lots of brownie cheesecakez!

#6 Icey

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 03:08 PM

Happy Birthday Gojira, please don't smash up Tokyo too badly.

This post has been edited by Icey: 18 January 2006 - 03:09 PM

#7 Emu

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 03:09 PM

Happy Birthday, Barend! And I hope you're having a good vacation.

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#8 Zatoichi

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 04:48 PM

I went to post and read through first.

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jan 18 2006, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

May the girls of Sidney finally turn out how you don't believe them to be - loving and faithful.

Now, after all I've read him go on about the women of Sydney, this made me burst out laughing.

Well, anywho Happy Birthday barend. I refuse to play to your ego by reminding you of what a large post count you have.

If post counts were building size, barend's would make the Empire State Building look to be the size of an ant.

What?

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

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#9 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 05:22 PM

Happy Birthday, post count man!

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 18 January 2006 - 05:23 PM

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PM me, we'll talk.

#10 floppydisk

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 05:47 PM

Happy birthday to the hugest of the huge, barend!

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#11 looktothesky

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 06:13 PM

Happy birthday Barend!
If you were around right now, I'd send you a nice hentai site to help celebrate!

PRECIOUS VELIUS....

#12 Mirithorn

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 07:53 PM

Happy birthday Barend!

Thanks for the extremely-entertaining-for-a-few-days-at-least Bad Advice column!

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#13 Revan-47

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 07:56 PM

Happy birthday barend.

and my post count is just ten away from 1000, so we will have our battle soon.

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

#14 Kirby

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Posted 18 January 2006 - 08:01 PM

Happy birthday Barend, who's post count is not his hugest asset...

I'm talking about his ego... damned perverts.

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