[Darth Player]

You know that guy you see at the armoured battle station,- sort of shifty lookin' fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple of Lotto scratchers and a "tall boy" at ten in the morning - the kind of guy you wait to come out before you and your family go in...well, that guy is me...or the guy I used to be. Until I discovered Karma - Do good things and good things will happen to you, do bad things and they'll come back to haunt you. Now I know if I want a better life, I need to be a better person...that's why I've made a list of everything I've done wrong, a roadmap to better Karma, and I'm gonna make it right each and every one, I swear. My name is Palpatine......

First in a series.....

[Revan-47]

is this a palps version of MY Name Is Earl?

[Darth Player]

is this a palps version of MY Name Is Earl?

Yes.

I'm thinking of the first person or groups of persons that Palpatine is going to cross off his list, everyone's invited to join in with a brief story.

[Revan-47]

You should start with his mace. you could keep mace alive and have palpy go to whatever planet hes on and appologize to samuel L mother fuckin jackson.

[Despondent]

Clive Revel...

[Revan-47]

He once said and i quote...

"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, and the young know everything."