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I only just got around to reading this and couldn't find another topic for it. This seems to be kind of a chick oriented game, though not as horrible as Nintendogs which Blake and I went forth to review. The review and the format it was written in were both hillarious, but it begs two questions which I must ask the author:
Have you ever read The Island of Dr. Moreau?
How hard would it be to simulate The Island of Dr. Moreau (preferably the latter half of the book) in the world of Animal Crossing?
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Animal Crossing Review Review
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Posted 09 January 2006 - 07:30 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 10 January 2006 - 02:18 AM
Damn. I was really looking forward to seeing a panther person rip into whatever animal represented the good doctor. Though the law would have had to be slightly ammended. "To collect bells is our way, are we not men?".
Well, someone has to do it and it looks like it's going to be me. To the bat cave!
Well, someone has to do it and it looks like it's going to be me. To the bat cave!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 11 January 2006 - 08:47 PM
i got a new end table today
it will go nicely with my carpet
Those two lines completely summed up the entire game for me. The entire, god forsaken game that I wasted three months of my life playing constantly, foregoing food, sleep, social activity, and novelty hats. I paid off the loan on my house, the last one, and then I felt... empty inside, like the mindless consumerism had stripped me of all purpose, and now that there was no real reason left to collect money, there was no real reason to live. As I prepared to kill myself in despair, I came across my old Playstation. Then I played Resident Evil, and spent three hours searching for the raccoon in the city so I could buy a shovel and dig for buried treasure.
Incidentally, seventeen people have told me last week that I need a life, but this is probably just a coincidence.
it will go nicely with my carpet
Those two lines completely summed up the entire game for me. The entire, god forsaken game that I wasted three months of my life playing constantly, foregoing food, sleep, social activity, and novelty hats. I paid off the loan on my house, the last one, and then I felt... empty inside, like the mindless consumerism had stripped me of all purpose, and now that there was no real reason left to collect money, there was no real reason to live. As I prepared to kill myself in despair, I came across my old Playstation. Then I played Resident Evil, and spent three hours searching for the raccoon in the city so I could buy a shovel and dig for buried treasure.
Incidentally, seventeen people have told me last week that I need a life, but this is probably just a coincidence.
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:29 PM
I still dont quite get the appeal of Animal crossing. I mean ive never played it, but from what i gather its some kind of a life simulator except all dummed down and cutsy with the animals. The thing is i dont get the point of a life simulator unless you could do lots of fun stuff that you wouldnt normally do in real life. Stuff that youd probably normally get arrested or commited for.
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 11:01 PM
I dunno, I think you'd get committed if you gave a raccoon 40,000 dollars.
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Posted 16 January 2006 - 03:22 PM
Depends on the requested service, I guess.
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