New Year's Greetings from Master Blackwolf

#1 Blackwolf

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 11:09 AM

Greetings, fellow Chefelfers!

Well, here we are @ the end of 2005 ---- and, by Merlin's beard, I am so remarkably happy about it! I have a brand new cloak; so Chefelf, when you attend the 2006 Fort Tryon Park Medieval Festival, which I believe you will, you WILL be astounded by the new and improved Blackwolf!

Meanwhile, I'm so bloomin' bored that I'm going to issue another press release about myself, as at the moment I have nothing better to do. I would watch the multinetwork coverage of the Tournament of Roses Parade; alas, the one reason I stopped watching it in the first place is because, with the broadcast networks devoting less and less coverage to it, it became less and less of a priority.

Still, I figure: if I get another press release off the ground, and hopefully have someone hire me out for a private party or something, maybe the gig can nab me at least $200 or something. When the year ends, boredom often rears its ugly head. That said, dear Chefelf and company, any suggestions to aid me in me boredom-busting? 'Twould love hearing thy input, says I!

As ever,

Master Blackwolf

#2 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 04:12 PM

Video games are fun. Now that 360 is out, current gen games are significantly dropping in price.

If that's not your thing, I suggest reading the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 28 December 2005 - 04:14 PM

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#3 Despondent

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 05:30 PM

Have you any minions to dungeon master? D&D was great for killing time in college.

I like the party idea. You could have special names for silly string and other staples.

#4 SimeSublime

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 04:59 AM

QUOTE (Blackwolf @ Dec 29 2005, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Meanwhile, I'm so bloomin' bored...

But surely there's some demons to banish, or armour to enchant, or orcs to vanquish? Or do all the evils of the universe take new years off?

The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
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#5 Mirithorn

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Posted 29 December 2005 - 09:19 AM

Buy some sort of "knitting for beginners" book, buy some yarn, then skim the book in thirty seconds and try to knit.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"