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Posted 23 March 2004 - 11:02 PM

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Posted 24 March 2004 - 01:01 AM

QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Mar 23 2004, 09:33 PM)
Who would win: Aquaman or Noah?

Let's look at the pros and cons for this one.

Aquaman
Pros:
1. Has telepathic control over all sea creatures.
2. Is super strong.
3. Is super tough.
4. Is the king of an entire undersea realm - hence a crapload of soldiers to call on.

Cons:
1. Does not function well outside water for long periods of time.

Noah
Pros:
1. Is an excellent shipwright.
2. Has a direct link with a deity (precognitive manifestation only).
3. Demonstrates some animal empathy - call call forth 2 of every species.

Cons:
1. Has no super powers to speak of.
2. No credibility - Viewed as a nutter by the general population until it is to late.

How it Plays Out
Noah, realises that the fight must be taken to Aquaman as he doesn't give a toss for the land livers builds his arc and sets out to confront his enemy (why they are enemies will surely be dealt with in the back plot). Upon hitting the open ocean he realises that the flooding the world trick aint going to cut it this time - bugger.

At this point Aquaman rises up out of the ocean on a fountian of water. He commands the creatures of the sea to attack. To counter Noah encourages them to all jump into his massive arc to wait out the storm. Seeing this, and being known to have a hell of a temper the King of Altantis lands in front of the emissary of god and beats him to a bloody pulp.

The Winner
Aquaman

Of course an alternate answer that you might have prefered Civ#2 is:

Neither - they are both ficticious characters. biggrin.gif
Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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Posted 24 March 2004 - 01:31 AM

an aditional pro for noah, is that everyone was laughing at him, then all of a sudden everyone on earth was wiped out except noah and his family (and the family pets).

something to think about hmmmm?

also aqua man is a descendant of noah.... thousands of years later!!!
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