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#1 sinister grinner

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Posted 01 March 2004 - 09:00 PM

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Thirteen and a half.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.

#2 Despondent

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Posted 01 March 2004 - 09:37 PM

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#3 Jon Gutner

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Post icon Posted 02 March 2004 - 12:16 AM

[B][I][U][SIZE=1][COLOR=red][FONT=Times]CORUSS MY HART AND HOPE 2 DIE wait no HOPE 2 die
BLAHMBABAGO!!!!! :angry:

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#4 Heccubus

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Posted 02 March 2004 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Mar 1 2004, 09:37 PM)

*single tear*

#5 barend

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 01:36 AM

i had a really cool idea... but it was too much work
sorry!

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#6 sinister grinner

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 10:38 PM

we forgive you

Thirteen and a half.
Twelve jurors,
one judge,
and half a chance.

#7 sinister grinner

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 10:42 PM

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Thirteen and a half.
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one judge,
and half a chance.

#8 barend

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#9 A Mighty Pirate

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 06:50 PM

One time I went into Safeway and pretended I was super sick, and vomitted all over the deli meats.

It was then I realized that I didn't work at safeway.

Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism.

#10 looktothesky

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Posted 07 March 2004 - 01:17 AM

I called into work and said I was taking a "personal day" off, then went to Playdium in Mississauga.

The end.

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Posted 07 March 2004 - 05:07 PM

I made a bracelet out of staples. During midterms week.

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#12 barend

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Posted 07 March 2004 - 08:36 PM

I've been beaten into submission! I haven't called in sick for about two years. (although I went home early after some food poisoning mid last year).

however I once rang a friend from work on a monday who invited me over to play video games so I pretented to feel ill at work and they sent me home because they all said I looked pretty sick (I'm a great actor) and ended up there for the rest of the week, calling in everyday.
[My flatmate was a little freaked out that I disappeared for a week].

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Posted 07 March 2004 - 11:01 PM

I forget why, but i didn't feel like going into work. It wa sa school day, but i was at the Wal-Mart. I called work and said i wasn't feeling well. They asked why i was on a pay-phone. Without hesitation i said it was the schools pay-phone.

I didn't skip work often, so i figured any lame excuse would work.

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