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Toaster Talk Come in and chat about your favorite breakfast cooking device

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Posted 10 December 2005 - 08:35 PM

Hello, since the Tech Depot states that we can talk about anything that plugs in, I've decided to make a topic about that wonderful device that has been taken for granted for so long... the toaster.

I personally like toasters. The simplicity of function, the effeciency of cooking, the speed... all play a delicate note on the bass clarinet that is a balanced breakfast. Bagels, waffles, pizza, toast, tortillas, pita bread, pop-tarts and more have entered this miraculous device to make our mornings, and our english muffins, a bit warmer. And yet mankind has neglected to realise the enigma of the miraculous toaster and the wonders it holds in it's heat-resistant coils. It's like... magic.

So come on in, grab a biscuit and chat about toasters, microwaves, ovens, skillets and whatever electric kitchenware you can think of.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 08:26 PM

I hate (most) toast.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 08:44 PM

I muchly approve of the fabulous toaster oven, wherein the wonder (and staple of my diet) that is known as grilled cheese can be procured.

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:09 PM

I'm Otal Nimrodi, and I approve this toaster. It gives me about ninety percent of food I eat. Namely toast.
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:16 PM

SEARCH: toast

-"Yeah toast"
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:18 PM

What's he on about now?
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Posted 11 December 2005 - 09:48 PM

I watched The Brave Little Toaster obsessively when I was about five.

I love toasters! They cook things in only a little time and they do it well, without any necessary culinary skill on my part!

But they do catch fire if you butter the toast and then try to toast it.
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 03:36 AM

While one can procure the Holy Grilled Cheese simply with a grill, for best results the power of the Toaster is indeed required, as it is when one prepares the Crumpets, the only orthadox recipiants of the Unholy Butter.

But let us not forget the High Deity of the George Foreman Grill...
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 04:37 PM

Welcome, to the soldier's side, where there no toast here but me. Toast, all grow up to be eaten, there is no toast here but me...
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 09:08 PM

Butter side up or butter side down?
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Posted 13 December 2005 - 05:19 AM

Not a fan of toast. Though crumpets and english muffins are quite nice. And Emu, how do you make grilled cheese sandwitches in a toaster? The cheese would surely melt and drip into the electrics!
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 12:13 PM

Toaster OVEN. As in, those little non- radiation releasing things that heat up food.
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Posted 25 December 2005 - 10:14 PM

Oh, never seen them. We have conventional ovens, microwave ovens, convection ovens and grills, if any of them help.
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Posted 26 December 2005 - 07:22 AM

I managed to give myself a second degree burn on a toaster the other day. But it hasn't really impacted my fondness of toasters.
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 01:26 PM

Microwaves are great. They cook my noodles. And frozen burritos. And eggrolls. The list goes on. It's worth getting cancer, IMO.

Have you ever sliced grapes almost completely in half and put them in a microwave? You get some interesting results. They get all sparky and whatnot. I don't know if it's good for the microwave though..

Of course, microwaves can be dangerous. If you put water in the microwave and boil it, the microwave might decide to make an attempt on your life. Nothing compares to having 6 oz of superheated water leaping out of a coffee mug at your face at 7:00 AM.
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