[Icey]

Icey

Sex Appeal
Superior Genes (Proof: Alex)
Roomie of: Eric Draven, Patrick Bateman, Mohawk and Jason Voorhees.
Works in a videostore.
Has ridiculous amount of training of putting cold good iron steel into Demon Lords.

[Zatoichi]

Icey

Sex Appeal
Superior Genes (Proof: Alex)
Roomie of: Eric Draven, Patrick Bateman, Mohawk and Jason Voorhees.
Works in a videostore.
Has ridiculous amount of training of putting cold good iron steel into Demon Lords.

Aww Fuck!

Say, are you good or evil?

And what the Hell is iron steel supposed to do to me? Infact, how did you come upon such a weapon? Is it some weird assed vitamin supplement that has been blessed and put into a freezer?

Oh, and where can you recieve such training? I have many enemies that I would love to destroy. Afterwards I would also kill any who instucted people in those mysterious ways.

Do you have a copy of Silence of the Lambs that I could rent?

[ion eon]

I don't like that movie.

[SimeSublime]

Don't be cruel, it likes you...in fact it told me you were it's best friend

[Otal Nimrodi]

What? I thought I was it's best friend.

[Zatoichi]

No, it puts the lotion on it's skin.

[Icey]

Zatoichi, Mohawk raided a lab, they have many secret magical science things. He lends me these things while he and Herr Voorhees duke it out in Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

[Zatoichi]

Ah, but you didn't answer the rest of my questions.

[Icey]

Aww Fuck!

Say, are you good or evil?

And what the Hell is iron steel supposed to do to me? Infact, how did you come upon such a weapon? Is it some weird assed vitamin supplement that has been blessed and put into a freezer?

Oh, and where can you recieve such training? I have many enemies that I would love to destroy. Afterwards I would also kill any who instucted people in those mysterious ways.

Do you have a copy of Silence of the Lambs that I could rent?

a nice shade of Dark Grey

Kill you while making you look healthy.
Mohawk.
Yes, in a gun.

Only me and my roomates know.

No, unfortunatly.

[Zatoichi]

No, unfortunatly.

Damn You!!!!!!

[ion eon]

I'm Sorry Silence of the Lambs, will you ever forgive me?

[SimeSublime]

Silence of the Lambs isn't talking to you anymore.

[ion eon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kirby]

A while back I found an old RPG, Marvel Super Heros. Now the game itself is alright, you can play silver age superheros ranging from mutants and the such, but it has shown it's age. The great thing about this though is the supplement that came after, The Ultimate Power Book, filled to the brim with super powers, origins, and hero types/forms.

And It is all randomly generated.

Just take 2d10 with a piece of paper and you can create a superhero that is so off the wall as well as thematicly appropiate it's scary.

You can find it here. Thanks Heroplay.com

So let me start off with one.

First, we'll do his physical form: With a roll of 20 we see that he is a 'Normal Human' Darn. But I do get greater resources

Next, is the origin of power (he has to be a hero somehow): *Roll* 64 - that is 'Creation'. Great, he's a test tube baby.

Now we have the FASERIP, or the attributes for those who don't know.

Fighting - roll of 45 means that he has *looks at collumn 2* Typical (5)
Agility - 78 - Good (8)
Strength - 96 - Exelent (16)
Endurance - 58 - Typical (5)
Reason - 99 - Exelent (16)
Intuition - 39 - Typical (5)
Phyche - 21 - Poor (3)

So this guy is the perfect pulp hero action scientist.

Now for weakness. First is the stimulii which is *Roll* 70 - Energy Dampening. I have to use my powers or I'll *Rolls for effect* lose my powers. Damn So I'll have to use it or lose it for *Rolls for duration* 1d100 turns. Ok... moving on.

Lastly we get to the fun part. Teh Uber Powahs.

First I roll to see how many powers I have. 37 which means I get 3 out of a possible 5.

Now I roll for the first power catigory and then roll for the spacific power. Lather rince repeat.

25, so my first power is fighting. What kind? 91, Weapons Tinkering. Sweet so I can make any sort of weapon I need to muster up. I think I might name this fellow MacGuyver. I'll have to look into the weapons locker to see what kind of stuff I can junk up.

Next power is 47, Matter Control. Power of (71) Micro Enviroment. Cool so he is a walking hazmat suit. It'll be nice to know that while I'm fighting crime I can stay a cool 71 degrees F.

Last power is 30, Illusion. Power is Animate Image. Great so when he gets pressed for a deadline on his weapons he can just whip out a blueprint and make it look real. Hehehe suckers.

Now lets see how strong his powers are for these. I'll roll on Collumn 5 (Where I rolled for the FASERIP stats) and lessee.

My Weapons Tinkering is *Rolls* 38 - Good, but I was hoping for more.

My Micro Enviroment is 81 wow, thats Amazing. I'm a walking central air unit.

Last is my Animate Image 87, also Amazing. Those images sure look real.

So from what we can see. My guy was geneticly engineered to be the best damned engineer ever. Somehow he turned to a life of fighting crime. His one weakness is to stay comfortable in his own Micro Enviroment or he will become incapacitated for a few minutes. He can fight, he can build, he can do it all. I like how he turned out.

Try it.

[ion eon]

thats cool