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Asterisk Battle *Creates the second worst topic ever*

#1 User is offline   Otal Nimrodi Icon

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:09 PM

Well, we need a special place for them, and I say that place is here, and that time is... We need a time too.
And that time is now.

*starts the battle*
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:59 PM

*secretly plans to find a way of destroying this topic*
This topis is as useless as a isotopic ion in a hypertonic NaCl solution
OH NO!!!
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 08:03 PM

(*stabs ion eon to death, chops up his body, burns the various remaining bit, and spreads his ashes over several hidden locations so that they can never regenerate*)

Well, that takes care of several things...
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 08:28 PM

*Nukes the locations, just to be sure*
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 08:56 PM

Isn't this the sort of thing you play World Of Warcraft or something for?

sorry I mean

*Isn't this the sort of thing you play World Of Warcraft or something for?*
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Posted 12 November 2005 - 09:10 PM

I play World of Warcraft? Someone needs to tell me these things.

I actually created this to prevent there from being asterisk battles in the middle of a debate about politics.

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 02:39 AM

*is relieved that there is a thread to contain this madness+*

+Dripping yellow madness.
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 11:13 AM

*drips the madness into a frying pan, and makes a breakfast fry-up*

Mmm, sausages, bacon and eggs, all fried in madness...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 12:13 PM

*tells Ion Eon that everyone on the forum hates him, and he fucks off and dies*
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 01:45 PM

*tells Ion Eon that he's got a chance at making everyone like him in the nicest possible way*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 03:08 PM

*sneaks into the Emporer Leprechaun's castle and burns all of his trinkets*

and i like ion eon, yes he says some stupid things but come on...dont we all.

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 03:20 PM

I'm not saying anything...instead:

(*does The Leprechaun Dance*)

...

(*to preserve her image, does The Leprechaun Dance on someone's kidneys*)
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 04:30 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 13 2005, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*tells Ion Eon that he's got a chance at making everyone like him in the nicest possible way*



*tells MIrithorn she's wrong, then wonders whose kidneys those were*

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 13 November 2005 - 04:31 PM

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 07:35 PM

(*didn't see the guy's face, just threw him down and started dancing on him; commands everybody to join her in the dance*)
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 07:42 PM

*comes back into thread*

*switches back to MSN*

*is rather distubed by the eerie timing of a friend saying "Does it scare you?"*

Yes, yes it does.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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