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Posted 08 May 2006 - 06:21 PM

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I find it funny that a thread about the worst way to die, just died.
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Posted 09 May 2006 - 07:11 AM

That's the worst way in my opinion... being forgotten...


... and buried somewhere on the last pages of a forum.

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 07:27 AM

well its okay, being as i made this like 5 months ago smile.gif
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Posted 13 September 2006 - 07:26 AM

Imagine being force-fed dog food, premium steak and kibble. Now imagine someone shoving a starving rotweiller up your arse.

Now try to get that thought out of your head for the rest of your life.
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Posted 13 September 2006 - 08:21 AM

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 09:38 AM

The worst way to die would be having your limbs, lips and nose cut/ripped off and then falling into a large body of salt.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:33 PM

OK, just got one. Imagine some sort of tube, like a balloon, only of huge size. Then force it through a person so it goes in one end, and comes out the other.

Then inflate it until the grotesque happens.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 03:46 AM

The second worst way to die would be listening to one of those radio stations owned by a Neo-Christian group trying to be modern and hip.
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 05:28 AM

Gah! That's horrible! Why did you say that? crying.gif You monster.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 04:58 AM

I just thought of a good 'un. It probably won't do the "I swear to god I'm not a freak!" campaign a lot of good, but it's just too goddamn perfect not to share.

Take a very slim glass rod, about four inches long. Insert it into someones penis via the urethra. Then smash said penis with a sledgehammer. Your victim will piss blood for the rest of his life. I don't think there would be anyway to remove the glass, besides actually amputating the penis.
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 09:28 AM

Does that qualify as a way to die?
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 12:14 PM

I'm not sure... I guess if it's a chronic condition, then it's still going on when you die, so it sucks... I don't know if it would be chronic, though, since I lack the knowledge of how glass shards affect the body in the male genitals after the inital brutal lacerations...
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Posted 02 October 2006 - 06:42 PM

Blood poisoning, maybe?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 08:06 PM

What about... crossing a wooden bridge, getting stuck by lightning, the bridge burns, you fall down, bouncing off sharp rocks on the way to the bottom of a deep valley, being impaled on a huge sharp rock spike, while a bear and mountain lion rip you off your face to tear you to pieces, then get shot repeatedly, then with all your guts and organs on display, shitting yourself and dieing.
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Posted 04 October 2006 - 10:55 AM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Oct 3 2006, 11:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What about... crossing a wooden bridge, getting stuck by lightning, the bridge burns, you fall down, bouncing off sharp rocks on the way to the bottom of a deep valley, being impaled on a huge sharp rock spike, while a bear and mountain lion rip you off your face to tear you to pieces, then get shot repeatedly, then with all your guts and organs on display, shitting yourself and dieing.


I would prefer that then glass in the penis.
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