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Post icon  Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:21 PM

Well there are some pretty terrible ways to die...some too horrible to even mention. But some are so sick that they are twistedly funny, what do'ya think would be terrible ways to die???


Some of mine are.

Cut someone's arm off with a thumbtack and then beat them to death with it. devil.gif

Paper cut to death. devil.gif

And lock some one in a metal room and heat all the surfaces up to 200 degrees. devil.gif
OH NO!!!
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:32 PM

Blindfold someone, tie them in an uncomfortable position to a slowly warming piece of metal, make the air unbearably humid, every so often slash them not badly enough to do any more damage, but badly enough to hurt, then poke out their eyes with sharp pencils, pull their nails out, pull their hair out, rip out their liver with an eagle, force-feed them salt until they're crazy with thirst, never, never feed them, have a rope around their neck and just yank it every so often, taunt them, torture small fluffy animals in front of them, tell them in detail about animal cruelty and global warming, put a blund object in, say, their armpit and procede to lift them until the skin splits, stick rusty metal objects in various parts of their body, pound a nail into their foot...


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A busy schedule, I know, but probably possible.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:35 PM

drowning in your own urine
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:47 PM

Drowning in your own shit, maybe? Definatly tops piss, if you think about it.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:58 PM

Slowly sliced up with razors/razor wire/anything very sharp

Boiled alive in anything

Burned alive

Suffocation

Being buried alive

...Not very imaginative, I know, but anything slow and painful that you're completely aware of. That's the worst part, I think. Being aware of what's going on.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:16 PM

Oh no, I've just remembered a Chinese one. They fed someone bamboo seeds (or shoots), lay them down, then gave them water. Bamboo growing effing fast, it grew right through them. Lush.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:18 PM

It couldn't possibly grow that fast! Surely they would pass it first!
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:39 PM

Torture for those of us who lack in funds (though it only works on the dudes): Barbed wire and Viagra. And maybe some porn. Think about it... Yeah, you got it. You could also have some fun with sandpaper and a fork.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:42 PM

Cheese grater. Death by cheese grater.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:44 PM

I just had a sudden disturbing reminder of Voodoo Dog...
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:22 PM

Oh?

Ohh....

.....Damn you, memetic subjugation!!!

It would still be a really awful way to die though.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 08:46 PM

Funnily enough i got a tad intoxicated last night when I started thinking about Blain's death in 'Predator'... it got me wondering what it must be like for the brain having your ribcage hollowed out by a shoulder mounted burner. Suddenly missing your lungs, heart, and no blood travelling up the carotid artery to your brain...

I mean your brain would still be going for a while because you were conscious, and it's got enough blood and oxygen to keep it going for a couple of minutes. So suddenly you're transferred from being this whole personality that takes for granted that it's body and mind are one, to just being trapped in the brain cut off from all functions and know death is unavoidably there... any thoughts expressed at this point are no longer outbound. you're not going to share this unique experience with anyone, and the only thing keeping you're cerebral cortex company is the medulla oblongata, who just lost his job... he's no conversationalist let me tell you. Mr. nervous / circulatory / respatory control tower captain has sent you his final damage report, and signed off sending all remaining energy to the eyes and ears and wasting most of it on trying to tell the body to go for a soft landing.

So there you are... trapped in the brain, on cerebral manual. This is the neurological equivalent of a black box recording, and thinking about it messed with my body, because to adequately reflect on this idea, i have to access the part of the body where the black box is kept, which puts the body into panic mode. Uncomfortable, even typing this is sending my heart racing (either that or that coffee is kicking in)

So there you are on the ground looking up, "Hey look it's Mac! sweet, he's picked up the minnigun... He's going for it. Yeah! Sweet get that asshole for shooting me in the back... he looks pretty upset... I must be totally boned if no ones trying to help.... oh bugger. If I'd known this was going to happen I wouldn't have been such a ration-freak with the whiskey in the hip flask. Hmmm.... maybe if I signal with my eyes I can get someone to pour the rest down my throat... nnnnggggghhh!!! nghghghg!!! Phew... nope, lost eye control... they're stuck on stare, damn it! ...man I could go a drink... ...oh well... i guess this is it then... ...no more air hockey. Sigh....

...man, my heart's itchy."


a disturbing thought really.

This post has been edited by barend: 08 December 2005 - 08:57 PM

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 08:56 PM

Being burned alive. Despite the unoriginality, it's the worst I can do in a few seconds.
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 09:43 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Dec 8 2005, 08:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
a disturbing thought really.

Yeah, not being able to move is the worst feeling in the world in my opinion.
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Posted 09 December 2005 - 12:39 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Dec 8 2005, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, not being able to move is the worst feeling in the world in my opinion.


I completely agree, Kirby. My worst fear is to die being buried alive.....

God, I hate that thought.
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