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Rip out someone's lungs and beat him to death with them before he suffocates.
The Worst Ways to Die show your morbid side :devil:
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 12:02 PM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 01:28 PM
Just sic me on someone I'm pissed off at. I promise you, that's one of the worst ways to die. 
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 02:08 PM
I might have said this before: Remembering the film, Audititon at the end.
I think a Japanese lady drugged the man with a muscle relaxer and some kind of injection through the lip so he could not move and then stuck long pins in the sensitive parts of his body and said "Kitty kitty kitty kitty kittyyyyy" for each pin inserted.
Afterwards she stuck the pins at the corner of his eyes, even though it was enough pain or force to make him shout. Last of all she moved up and sat on his body, pushing the pins further down.
The lady then attached a cuff or clamp object round his left leg and then got out a metal wire to rap round the foot. It looked like she was happily playing, when the bone snapped off, the man made a "strange noise like something was lost," calmly "OOuuuaaahhoouuuaaannnng." She threw the leg at the window and started on the other leg.
What was interesting to me on the right foot unlike the left foot, was that she wrapped the wire round three times, whilst he was indicating the pain with voice, neck and small hand movements through the resistance of the muscle relaxer.
Is this another worse way to get killed?
I think a Japanese lady drugged the man with a muscle relaxer and some kind of injection through the lip so he could not move and then stuck long pins in the sensitive parts of his body and said "Kitty kitty kitty kitty kittyyyyy" for each pin inserted.
Afterwards she stuck the pins at the corner of his eyes, even though it was enough pain or force to make him shout. Last of all she moved up and sat on his body, pushing the pins further down.
The lady then attached a cuff or clamp object round his left leg and then got out a metal wire to rap round the foot. It looked like she was happily playing, when the bone snapped off, the man made a "strange noise like something was lost," calmly "OOuuuaaahhoouuuaaannnng." She threw the leg at the window and started on the other leg.
What was interesting to me on the right foot unlike the left foot, was that she wrapped the wire round three times, whilst he was indicating the pain with voice, neck and small hand movements through the resistance of the muscle relaxer.
Is this another worse way to get killed?
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 01 May 2006 - 02:37 PM
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 02:56 PM
Oh, I remember that film, that scene was scary as hell.
Remind me not to let Alex watch it.
Remind me not to let Alex watch it.
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 03:16 PM
QUOTE (Icey @ May 1 2006, 02:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, I remember that film, that scene was scary as hell.
Remind me not to let Alex watch it.
Remind me not to let Alex watch it.
Okay, incase he somehow gets to watch it, how about reminding him of the information he needs to know about the differences between drama and reality?
(To help develop immunity, unlike some unfortunate people who did not know, believed what they were watching was real and attempted to copy the scenes themselves.)
"Anything is possible but the appearance can be deceiving."
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Posted 01 May 2006 - 11:21 PM
Hm... what about forcing someone to roast and thier own parents... then tying thier balls to a truck and driving off while leaving them to blead death.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 10:58 AM
QUOTE (Cobnat @ May 1 2006, 11:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hm... what about forcing someone to roast and thier own parents... then tying thier balls to a truck and driving off while leaving them to blead death.
Maybe. at least let the other watch before it is their turn.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 01:44 PM
being staked to the ground, having all the skin on your torso peeled off slowly, the being covered in gasoline and then being lit on fire.
OH NO!!!
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 06:38 PM
OMG! I nearly forgot... how about being Cruxified?
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 06:55 PM
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ May 2 2006, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have i mentioned being embalmed alive?
You mean buried alive?
Perhaps a small oxygen canister with a built in indicator and light could be thrown in, so the buried person can take control over their own life to their ability to breathe as the time goes past.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 07:41 PM
QUOTE (Revan-47 @ May 2 2006, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have i mentioned being embalmed alive?
...with Worceshishestershire Sauce...
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 09:04 PM
QUOTE (Sailor Abbey @ May 2 2006, 04:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...with Worceshishestershire Sauce...
Wow... thats evil...
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 01:49 AM
Not Worceshishestershire Sauce! Didn't you watch South Park?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?