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Add ReplyEDIT: I've got it. Attach a bungee cord to your testicles, then jump off a cliff. Sorry ladies, this gruesome death is male only.
This post has been edited by Wayne: 18 December 2005 - 12:51 AM
The Worst Ways to Die show your morbid side :devil:
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 12:37 AM
Hehe. It'd be pretty bad if they found you dead, tied down to the bed, wearing black leather S&M chaps.
EDIT: I've got it. Attach a bungee cord to your testicles, then jump off a cliff. Sorry ladies, this gruesome death is male only.
EDIT: I've got it. Attach a bungee cord to your testicles, then jump off a cliff. Sorry ladies, this gruesome death is male only.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 03:07 AM
You plebes! Everyone knows the most humiliating way to die is during an asphyxiation circle jerk!
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 07:48 AM
Or if the horse you're having sex with fatally kicks you.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 08:41 AM
In your girlfriend's parent's bed while dressed as zorro, and shes wearing a snowman costume. While her dad is on his way up the stairs.
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Posted 20 December 2005 - 02:25 AM
Bob: What a terrible waste of vodka!
Revan: That's Johnny got his Gun, you're referring to. Metallica did a great song called "One" that's about the book. The S&M version is just wonderful.
The worst way to die is to be lit on fire, then kicked out of a window at the top of a ten story building before landing in a huge storage area of barrels labeled "explosive." Damn you, Walker: Texas Ranger!
Revan: That's Johnny got his Gun, you're referring to. Metallica did a great song called "One" that's about the book. The S&M version is just wonderful.
The worst way to die is to be lit on fire, then kicked out of a window at the top of a ten story building before landing in a huge storage area of barrels labeled "explosive." Damn you, Walker: Texas Ranger!
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:02 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Dec 8 2005, 11:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well there are some pretty terrible ways to die...some too horrible to even mention. But some are so sick that they are twistedly funny, what do'ya think would be terrible ways to die???
Some of mine are.
Cut someone's arm off with a thumbtack and then beat them to death with it.
Paper cut to death.
And lock some one in a metal room and heat all the surfaces up to 200 degrees.
Some of mine are.
Cut someone's arm off with a thumbtack and then beat them to death with it.
Paper cut to death.
And lock some one in a metal room and heat all the surfaces up to 200 degrees.
How about playing Russian Rulette with a blank, then the loser gets pistol wipped to death?
What about having ones legs tied to ones ears while being forced to walk the plank?
Then theres being left in the desert while chained to your best friends corpse and an oasis only a mile away.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:20 PM
Now I know that here is where James Wan got his ideas.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:26 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Apr 30 2006, 04:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
very creative COBNAT, i like it
I have a few others but they are all how to torture someone, not the best way to kill them.
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:30 PM
QUOTE (ion eon @ Apr 30 2006, 04:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wow...
wow...
wow...
wow...
wow...
....and that means what exactly?
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:33 PM
Dying in your sleep.
Because there's nothing awesome with that....
Because there's nothing awesome with that....
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:37 PM
Being killed by a noobie!!!
There's nothing worst than that!!!
There's nothing worst than that!!!
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:44 PM
I have some simple ideas but before I say anything my concern is, will people here think I am insane or my personality reflects on it?